Yes, No, Maybe So: "Snow White & the Huntsman"
Thursday, November 10, 2011 at 8:00PM
NATHANIEL R in Adaptations, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Cinematography, Kristen Stewart, Oscars (12), Rupert Sanders, Snow White, Tim Burton, Yes No Maybe So, fairy tales

Once upon a time there lived a blogger named Nathaniel R who feared all fairy tale reinventions after the gaudiest of poison apples that was Eyesore in Wonderland left him for dead, comatose. But then on the magical day of November the 10th, this trailer for Snow White & The Huntsmen arrived and woke him with something like true love's kiss.

Or is it another trap? Is this another gaudy brain-dead horror malevolently enchanted with a Prince Charming disguise? Dare Nathaniel dream of a happy ending?

YES

 

No & Maybe So AFTER THE JUMP...

NO

 

MAYBE SO

 

I'm trying to lean Maybe So. It's always best to restrain oneself and thereby more easily find those "wow, what a surprise!" moments in theater. "From the producers of Alice in Wonderland" helps me do that. But then the ending of the trailer is just so beautifully composed, timed, and evvvvvvvvil queen perfect.

Lips red as blood
Hair black as night
Bring me your heart
My dear dear Snow White.

I'm in love, for better or worse; the spell took. You'll find me in either a glass coffin or living happily ever after next summer after this movie has its wicked wicked way with me. 

What say ye?

 

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