This Just In... The Official Poster for Oscar's 84th
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:22PM
NATHANIEL R in Oscars (11)

Here he is, in all his shiny beauty and questionable* taste splendor...

"Life Camera Action... celebrate the movies in all of us" -- I'm not sure what this actually means but okay. I do like to live vicariously through movies, it's true.

* Forrest Gump, Gladiator and Driving Miss Daisy are films you want to remind me you loved more than everything else over the past three decades? And you want to compare them to Giant, Gone With the Wind, The Godfather and The Sound of Music? You're such an abusive lover... I give you so much attention, so much affection, everything! And then you slap me around carelessly with those naked gold hands and that frozen robotic face! You don't love me at all, do you, Oscar? [Weeping] You never did!

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