I know I've already plugged the maximum lolz tumblr "Bachmann-Eyezed" which only uses "100% real Michele Bachmann eyes" to change up famous people and uh things. But because I check it daily for updates and the joke will undoubtedly be shortlived, I thought I'd share my six favorite movie centric editions.
Not to be confused with John Wayne Gacy, y'see.
three more eyed photos and a bit of political commentary (you have been warned) after the jump...
This one made me laugh the very hardest. Burlesque is joy.
And two more: Morgan Freeman just because it's so very wrong and Fright Night because that vampire flick is totally okay with being comic.
Now if only a meme would crop up which would sufficiently make the scariest presidential candidate Rick Perry look ridiculous. Sigh. So sick of all these fatcats decimating the middle and lower classes to increase their own wealth and their string-puller's wealth and getting congratulated for it by the poor people who need the help they've been tricked into thinking is hurting them (i.e. government programs).
Congress has become so shameless and anti-people, and our President is unfortunately not-so-good at negotiation and irrationally optimistic about the basic decency of his opponents ('here have what you want even though it harms the country! wait u don't want that anymore? hmmm, well, what else can i give u? u need give me nothing in return! can't we all be friends?') that it's sometimes just frightening to imagine what new lows we could yet reach for as a country.
Bachmann-Eyezed takes request and since they didn't take mine which I thought was abso-brilliant, I've mocked it up myself.
The Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth with Michele Bachmann eyes