You always win when you a) look this good and b) have this much of a sense of humor about yourself and c) are willing to shuck off your lame franchise* to work with Steven Soderbergh on your semi-biographical male stripper movie**.
P.S. I don't actually ever catch Saturday Night Live. Were there skits worth seeing this time?
P.P.S. * To be fair to G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation, it does seem like it might have a sense of humor about its own ridiculousness, which the first film was sorely lacking.
P.P.P.S. ** 144 days until Magic Mike loses his pants for moviegoers everywhere.