John Carter Vs... ?
Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:33AM
NATHANIEL R in Braveheart, Costume Design, John Carter of Mars, Star Wars, sci-fi fantasy horror

In tribute to my friend JA who always gives good lulz with "which is hotter"... a few loincloth-offs (hmmm) between John Carter (reviewed) and his screen ancestors. You decide.

Criss-cross sci-fantasy menswear

 
excuse my typo there. Sean Connery. I'd fix it but then the poll would reset to zero. We can't have that and you know what I meant.

 

Emergency gun-manning in the desert whilst wearing only reddish loinclothes and boots!

 

 

Face paint and/or face blood* is a must have when calling your troops to war!

 

 *They bleed blue on Barsoom, bitches.

 

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