6:22 Shall we begin?
6: 27 In this year of Past Favorites as Current Favorites -- so many previous statue-hoarding players in the mix -- I think it's wothing noting a bit of SAG history. Two of this year's Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Feature Film SAG Nominees were nominated at the very first SAG Awards for 1994: Helen Hunt won in the TV categories for Mad About You and Sally Field was up for Forrest Gump despite getting the ol' heave ho from Oscar voters who were otherwise totally GUMP HAPPENS! Except Mama Gump -- she don't happen!
6:44 Glee is STILL getting nominated? Mark Salling is addressing some sort of scandal/gossip that I am blissfully unaware of and shoos it away saying "I have a relationship with Jesus Christ"... Usually saying you have a relationship with a dude is not the way to stop gossip.
6:47 Lady Mary of Downton Abbey is showing major side boob and I am loving it.
6:56 I'm going to drink everytime someone claims they're tight with Jesus. #DrinkingGames #HolySpirits
7:00 Jessica Chastain is working a little side part, didn't want to go "too diva", doesn't know where to hide her jewelry, doesn't bother to hide her boobs.
MORE including Amanda Seyfried, Living Cartoon, after the jump
7:10 Tina Fey looking very Old Hollywood glam in the crowd. I accidentally deleted all the recent episodes of 30 Rock thinking it ended with Liz Lemon's wedding and now I hate myself because what is better than 30 Rock and this week we'll be cut off forever.
7:12 Alarming Moment of Unexpected Self Awareness: Dev Patel feels he needed a tranquilizer on Best Exotic Marigold Hotel he was so tanked up. (Yeah, at least cut that second gallon of coffee before each take.)
7:14 Helen Hunt's hidden talent: she gardens and is eating dinner tonight from her own garden. So resourceful!
7:20 Julianne Moore addresses questions about her reputation as the nicest person in Hollywood outside of Hugh Jackman -- maybe it's something in the NYC water because she says he lives right down the street from her. She looks fab and clearly got the memo that we were to see a lot of cleavage tonight. But not the push-up bra kind, the plunging or side boob kind.
7:30 Amanda Seyfried, Julianne's ambisexual lover in Chloe switches places with her on the red carpet. Her facial features are so overripe and her expressions so oversized that she's the best living cartoon since Angelina Jolie.
Amanda is totally cool with showing the back and her butt in the dress but apparently Guiliana -- who always has impulse control problems -- gets a little too handsy. AmandaFaceLOLZ
7:31 She is followed by Jennifer Lawrence who is less animated than usual and claims to have grown up wearing only boys clothes.
7:43 Marion Cotillard is totally sick but came anyway. People will gladly accept her germs tonight, no doubt.
7:50 Nicole Kidman is suffering through questions about whether she'd audition for American Idol. She is such a good actor that she doesn't seem annoyed at all.
No, Nicole Kidman would NOT audition for American Idol, thank you very much. She "prefers to listen." Even to inane questions!
7:52 Oh god oh god. Guiliana singing at Hugh. Impulse control, Guiliana. Impulse Control!
7:54 However it does lead to Hugh Jackman singing and being adorable right back at her so we're good. Now it's time for the show! Who will start us off with "I am an Actor..." tonight? We're about to find out.