Team Experience is assembling our own coven of preferred witches for Halloween. Here's Deborah with the true star of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Why choose between the sexy vamp witch and the classic hag? With the Wicked Queen, you get two, two, two witches in one! Honestly, I don't know why anyone roots for Snow White in this movie. The Queen has the wardrobe, the jewelry, the sexy butch henchmen, and a castle. Snow White has wooden shoes, dwarfs, and a lot of housework.
I always wanted to be the Wicked Queen when I grew up. And who does her makeup? Those lips! Those eyes!
Broom: If only. Disney villains die in falls from cliffs (it's a rule). If she had a broom, she could have survived.
Favored Spell: Poisoned apple.
Pointy hat: Ha! Jeweled crown, darlings. Jeweled everything. She's fabulous.
Familiar: Magic Mirror.
"Only Bad Witches Are Ugly": Wrong, Glinda. This one's both hag AND femme fatale