Good morning! It's just three days until Christmas. THREE! To note that I am unprepared is to state, shrugging, 'he thinks movies are alright'
I mean we haven't even started the Year in Review! Rectifying. Rectifying.
This is the kind of time frame wherein you need little friendly woodland animals to be doing all your busy work so that you can focus on the important things like Going to the Ball. I illustrate twitter collections with a picture of birds and today Cinderella seemed natural since Into the Woods is soon upon us. I hadn't really thought about this before but Cinderella is supposed to have this miserable indentured servant life but look at that view from her bedroom window! Talk about a room with a view... that's prime real estate. Shouldn't she be sleeping in the cellar or something?
Herewith some tweets that amused, edified, or otherwise cocked a brow this past week for a variety of reasons, posted to get this week chirping away quickly, happily. Enjoy.
(SO MUCH POSTING DUE THROUGH NEW YEAR'S. BEAR WITH US... VISIT A LOT, OKAY?)
Fav Tweets Non-Celebrity Division...
"Oh Mommy, Mommy!! Lizzy and Jane are going to the Golden Globes ball!" screamed Kitty. pic.twitter.com/TQ9SM5BipY
— Awya (@awya) December 13, 2014
The Hobbit movies are immensely popular, though no one I know likes them or talks about them. The Hobbit is the NCIS of movie franchises.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) December 21, 2014
"What'd you do today?" "Um you know...generally just...monitored opinions on Twitter and, like, interjected." "Did you go out?" [Hangs head]
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) December 15, 2014
Sadly that tweet describes so many ill advised days o' mine! Moving on with GHOST, BATMAN RETURNS after the jump...
Shame because he'd have made a great Wonder Woman. MT @THR Jon Hamm Says He Made "Right Choice" in Turning Down Superhero Roles
— Ali Arikan (@aliarikan) December 15, 2014
I want an oral history of the @peeweeherman Christmas Special pic.twitter.com/mdBvLwQwD2
— Seth Abramovitch (@SethAbramovitch) December 21, 2014
A lot of people are gonna feel really dumb when it turns out that in fact it ISN'T what it is.
— Amanda Guinzburg (@Guinz) December 19, 2014
@KermodeMovie Fantastic! pic.twitter.com/PlA5d8wbQD
— Paul McCormack (@paulymac4u) December 15, 2014
"The last time I was at the Ziegfeld, I was a publicist on the red carpet." -- Ava DuVernay at N.Y. premiere of SELMA pic.twitter.com/wzcq8nW3uf
— Justin Chang (@JustinCChang) December 14, 2014
a widow receives scheduled tweets from her husband for several years after his death in… #ILoveYou. (dir. Brett Ratner. 2015. R. 148mins)
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) December 21, 2014
Fave Tweets, Positing That Batman Returns is Tim Burton's Finest Film and a Christmas Classic Division
This is a niche division but Walter Chaw is working it and it is beautiful.
Observe...
BATMAN RETURNS. Hands down the best comic book movie ever made. It's also a master's study in loneliness and isolation and despair.
— Walter Chaw (@mangiotto) December 22, 2014
The way Keaton sells "I mistook me for somebody else" is devastating.I genuinely hope he doesn't resent his time as Batman - he was awesome.
— Walter Chaw (@mangiotto) December 22, 2014
BATMAN RETURNS looks like a Fritz Lang film and has a character named Max Schrek. Innocents die. Children are snatched. Catwoman's a zombie.
— Walter Chaw (@mangiotto) December 22, 2014
The Catwoman creation sequence, from the "flicker" edit of her death to the cats to the "hell here" to the "yummier"; not much ever better.
— Walter Chaw (@mangiotto) December 22, 2014
Fave Tweets, Celebrity Division
kicking off with Xavier Dolan's foreign language finalist subtweet...
Um..
— Xavier Dolan (@XDolan) December 19, 2014
This old fight again https://t.co/bwLubBLwap
— Jason Ritter (@JasonRitter) December 19, 2014
While watching WILD my Dad leaned over after about an hour and said, "Hey that's the gal from Legally Blonde".
— Jack Falahee (@RestingPlatypus) December 22, 2014
There is a lady at the gym watching Ghost and crying and everyone is looking at her and I wish they would just LEAVE ME ALONE!
— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) December 20, 2014
Today my agent called me Janet.
— Jennifer Ehle (@jennifer_ehle) December 11, 2014
When 13, my Dad threatened to disown me for being an idiot if I didn't like the following 3 films: Heathers, Big Lebowski, & Dr Strangelove
— Megan Ellison (@meganeellison) December 16, 2014
It's official apollo13 is in my top five favorite of all time movies.
— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) December 15, 2014
Finally a few from our team members. Have a great week. (And also... you know visit a lot. MERRY HOLIDAYS!)
"On second thought, thanks for leaving us out of this." - racially appropriate actors after seeing EXODUS
— Michael Cusumano (@SeriousFilm) December 12, 2014
Fun fact: A ROOM WITH A VIEW, nominated for 8 Oscars, went out “unrated” in the US because of the male nudity. MPAA no like the peen
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 18, 2014
Imitation Game's "Sometimes it is the people no one imagines" is this year's "Argo fuck yourself" in that I NEVER want to hear it said again
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) December 20, 2014
Oh my god FRENCH ACTRESSES amirite???
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 22, 2014
"Who out there could love you more than I?” - Sondheim’s fans, constantly, to one another.
— Manuel (@bmanuel) December 17, 2014
Here's every time @SJP won a Golden Globe for #SexandtheCity #becausewhynot pic.twitter.com/4yTX9DAwYE
— Jose Solís (@josekicksass) December 21, 2014