And if Matthew McConaughey can be his own hero, I can include some of my own tweets, too! But I'll be sure to thank God as well because everything i have comes fro...
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars pic.twitter.com/C9U5NOtGap
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 3, 2014
I share the tweets primarily because Ellen DeGeneres made history last night with this selfie... which isn't really a selfie because Bradley Cooper took it ...although maybe not because that's a really wide view for a selfie. And there were other versions of this picture suggesting multiple cameras, like the one I tweeted below. a selfie that's not really a selfie that contains multitudes and all of our fantasies and dreams... and Lupita's brother.
This picture will be parsed for pop cultural meaning for as long as we all shall live pic.twitter.com/WouYCgEfM4
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) March 3, 2014
FUN TWEETS after the jump. Enjoy them. Retweet them. Be glad we all live in a time when there are so many enjoyable clever people to play with each day on the internet. (It's the silver lining of twitter ruining television watching because who is even looking at the right screen anymore, amirite?)
On Lupita's Win
CRY CUMBERBATCH CRY pic.twitter.com/tZCRGvkb9z
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 3, 2014
On "Let it Go"
I guess I'm rooting for the song from "Frozen" because I never got super drunk and called my boyfriend crying while listening to the U2 song
— Dan D'Addario (@DPD_) March 2, 2014
On the John Travolta "The One and Only Adele Dazeem" Frozen Debacle
THANK YOU, JORN TROMOLTO!
— Adela Dazeem (@AdelaDazeem) March 3, 2014
SO SURREAL! CONGRATS, BORBY LERPZEP AND KROSTEN ONDERSOB-LERPZEP! BORBY, YOU GOT AN ERGORT!!!!!!
— Adela Dazeem (@AdelaDazeem) March 3, 2014
I will pay $10,000 for unretouched photos of Kristin Chenoweth fucking with John Travolta's teleprompter.
— joereid (@joereid) March 3, 2014
On U2's performance
When I think of apartheid, I think of Irish billionaires
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) March 3, 2014
On Matthew McConaughey's Religious and Masturbatory Acceptance Speech
YES! YOU'RE WELCOME MATTHEW!
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 3, 2014
Strangely, my hero is ALSO McConaughey in ten years.
— Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz) March 3, 2014
McConaughey to McConaughey: "You make me want to be a better man." "That's maybe the best compliment of my life, bro."
— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) March 3, 2014
RANDOMNESS
earlier i was highly disturbed to see some tweets in my timeline that weren’t Oscar related. Thankfully those people have died
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) March 3, 2014
I just want to be clear that Cate Blanchett once kissed both my cheeks so my cheeks have basically won every award on earth.
— Jonathancé Lisecki (@jonnynyc) March 1, 2014
Jonze wins Original Screeplay for a ScarJo film about relationships exactly a decade after his ex won for a ScarJo film about relationships
— Marshall Flores (@IPreferPi314) March 3, 2014
Lady Gaga looks like Elsa from Disney's "Frozen" tonight! pic.twitter.com/cZo7DGxfSf
— Tobey | Lady Gaga (@tobeymonster) March 3, 2014
Every steampunk-er just ejaculated when they saw the Wall of Manual Typewriters behind DeNiro and Cruz. #Oscars
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014
Darlene Love was in Carrie: The Musical. SHE HAS EARNED THIS.
— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) March 3, 2014
A special tribute to movies with protagonists.
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) March 3, 2014
She makes everything sound so OFFICIAL. You're not a nominee until you've been read out by Viola Davis.
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) March 3, 2014
The Pizza
and let's close out with the pizza. Because pizza is delicious and so is Oscar night, always. Suck it haters.
Brad Pitt eats. Angelina Jolie likes to watch. #Oscars. pic.twitter.com/bY9smZJ3qb
— Wonderwall MSN (@WonderwallMSN) March 3, 2014
The world needed a picture of Meryl eating a pizza. And now we have it. pic.twitter.com/4M24kAQmuN
— The NYC Film Chick (@TheNYCFilmChick) March 3, 2014