Presented without censorship in the order they came...
Mmm-mmm-mmm. Channning Tatum
Sorry, top billed Steve Carell but you just aren't as bankable. Did you throw a grenade while plunging toward the ocean shouting "something cool" this summer? Nope!
Although maybe there are two more of these posters and they just released this one first?
Thank God this is not the official poster because zzz
Little known fact. That flag is Daniel Day-Lewis's shawl from Gangs of New York. It hasn't been washed since 1862 for authenticity's sake. Except that one time Madonna and Rupert Everett used it whilst cavorting.
Chan can cavort with the best of 'em. He's got all the movies. STEP UP. I just saw Joe Manganiello's La Bare and we need to talk about it soon. One of the dancers calls himself Channing because why wouldn't you?
Before she dies I hope Carol Channing co-stars with Channing Tatum. In a musical.
Heh. The credits are like a treasure trail, starting with Chan's pecs. Look!
Foxcatcher is a treasure. Or so we keep hearing.
Wait, did they also put prosthetics on Chan's nose, not just Carell's? Everyone wants the Oscar.