On Wednesday I drew a picture of James Bond on a Banana and posted it online.
Nathaniel R. "Bond on Banana" 2014. Mixed Media on Fruit, 9"x1½"
I have no explanation for this other than the perfect storm / terrible timing of innate online playfulness fused with genuine insanity and egged on by dread over Jury Duty to commence the following morning. Jury Duty is so boring (you just sit in a very official dull room in monotony waiting for your name to be called for 16 hours! I'm still there right now as you read this.) that on Wednesday I felt something akin to complete preemptive desperation to amuse myself. So when The Incredible Suit (whose blog I've always loved) promised he'd review it if someone drew Bond on a Banana, I did.
He kept his promise and I am left frightened at how deeply burrowed Daniel Craig in a blue speedo must be in my psyche. The worst part of the story is that I didn't have any bananas in the house when the promise was made. So... yeah.
I will be voluntarily committing myself to Bellevue Psychiatric shortly. It was nice knowing all of you!
P.S. I am mildly allergic to bananas but not to Bond's banana.