Be safe today and tonight! This year our only long read horror offering was Anne Marie's fine female directed horror miniseries though we threw in a bit more Horror here and there. But if you're looking for Halloween movie suggestions see something you've never seen from Team Experience's Top Ten Pre-Exorcist Horror Films or the Top Ten Post-Exorcist Horror films.
But enough about Halloween! After this amazing sketch of Catwoman from Batman Returns (I ♥ I ♥ ) -- which is kind of a good Halloween movie even though it's set at Christmas time -- check out amusing tweets of the week starring Steve Martin, The Shining, Monica Bellucci and more!
Cats + Selina Kyle. #CatDay @Sketch_Dailies pic.twitter.com/ayDKrvIGHx
— Luis Burguete (@luisbrgt85) October 29, 2015
Spoiler: The Leftovers is the sweatiest show on TV.
— Libby Hill (@midwestspitfire) October 25, 2015
Workplaces posting Halloween costume party group photos: we can see the emptiness in your eyes. This won't make the lambs stop screaming.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) October 30, 2015
This list reads like a Hugh Grant character introducing himself pic.twitter.com/gQTlkT7YTd
— J.Lou Bradley (@loubradley) October 23, 2015
Slapping an age on Monica Bellucci is like talking about how old Mount Rushmore is. Just shut up and stand there in awe. Not complicated.
— David Poland (@DavidPoland) October 28, 2015
I love looking at a celebrity's cool Halloween costume and guessing how close to suicide it drove her assistant.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 25, 2015
And the Academy Award for Most Hutzpah goes to... pic.twitter.com/Gm9tSN5bWL
— Doug Richardson (@byDougRich) October 28, 2015
Guy next to me at bar to other guy: "You seen Drive?" "No." "It stars what's his face? Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He plays a badass driver."
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) October 27, 2015
Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, "Wait a minute. I have that."
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) October 23, 2015
This cat doing an impression of Jack Nicholson is THE BEST THING. https://t.co/5DzT6rnywF
— Elliott Clarkson (@ElliottClarkson) October 25, 2015
"hello; it's me" pic.twitter.com/PAuOZtE23g
— Broderick Greer (@BroderickGreer) October 29, 2015
CELEBRITY FINALE
Beyoncé as Storm for Halloween
Alan Cumming, a selfie pioneer in 1997!
Penelope Cruz joined instagram!
P.S. Colton Haynes, formerly of Teen Wolf. Did he win Halloween with this Ursula look?