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American Horror Story Marketing > American Horror Story Show
This latest teaser is but a mere 30 seconds but can you imagine the full season of the upcoming Jessica Lange-less American Horror Story season keeping you as enthralled? [More...]
But then, Ryan Murphy has always been better at teasing than satisfying. His newest iteration of the horror anthology series (Hotel) premieres on October 7th and so we got this titillating teaser to whet our appetite. And boy did it! Highlights after the jump...
I mean, there are SO MANY THINGS to love about this blink-and-you'll-miss it glimpse at what lies behind Murphy's newest scary attraction:
Angela Bassett as a dominatrix Dreamgirl*!
Matt Bomer as some sort of dandy Bond villain*!
Sarah Paulson as an 80s hooker*!
*Not actual character descriptions.
These are all definitely great reasons to tune in. And that doesn't even cover Kathy Bates's glasses (and keys?) and Lady Gaga's two gentleman callers: pornstachio'd Cheyenne Jackson and punky Finn Wittrock. And if you just replay the teaser over and over again, you don't even have to worry about the overplotting and overstuffing that usually greets AHS once it hits midseason.
But maybe this time our stay will be better at chez Murphy? Will you be checking into AHS: Hotel this fall?