Thoughts I had in the order they came to me after the jump...
• Is everyone this bored when Vin Diesel's between their legs?
• Is Vin Diesel always this bored between a woman's legs?
• This green screen stunt might be hilariously camp onscreen. We can hope.
• This photo would be so much more intriguing as a film-in-production tease if it was Toni Collette in the bikini. That would wake people up like 'WHA?' True story: Vin Diesel is five years older than Toni Collette yet nobody would ever pair them in a movie. Toni Collette will be saddled with the 'old lady in a suit' office villain or agent wrangler role.
• I should know who this girl is but she doesn't look like Nina Dobrev to me who is The Girl of the movie I believe. Anyone?
• Remember that time that Vin Diesel was posting videos of himself dancing to pop diva tunes?
• Was anyone clamoring for a sequel to xXx (2002)?
...Besides Vin Diesel.
• Literally the only thing I remember about xXx besides Asia Argento is Vin's massive fur coat. If that's not back, NO SALE.
• Someone loved xXx enough to make a custom figure with its own leather and lambskin fur coat.
...there's someone for a movie for everyone out there.