A collection of recent tweets for your amusement this morning. The debate, Oscar-buzzed performances, Pfeiffer's comeback, drag race, and more after the jump...
"more than tangerine and less than avatar" is the best answer to "what was the film budget?" i've read
— helena (@localbisexuaI) September 27, 2016
I wasn't expecting full-strength Kidman in LION. Such a lovely, heartsore performance, almost all of it working between the lines.
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) September 27, 2016
Altman could rock an umbrella like nobody's business: pic.twitter.com/oxhgm4aRQQ
— Rupert Pupkin (@bobfreelander) September 30, 2016
zoinks! La Pfeiffer went out in public yesterday. First time in ages! pic.twitter.com/weHFPWLi8u
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) September 30, 2016
I am sooo ready for a Pfantastic Pfeiffer comeback: Wizard Of Lies, Beat-Up Little Seagull, Aronofsky's latest now the Orient Express remake pic.twitter.com/bQtB3vi8xX
— Matt St.Clair (@filmguy619) September 29, 2016
Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego. pic.twitter.com/xkadJmPkRg
— Robert Petersen (@Sonikku_a) September 29, 2016
Pros tend to write simple stories with complex characters, whereas amateurs tend to write complex stories with simple characters.
— Scott Derrickson (@scottderrickson) September 28, 2016
ok but why is Ruth Negga so perfect in Loving
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) September 30, 2016
THE DEBATE
I see Hillary has come dressed in the blood of men who have underestimated her.
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) September 27, 2016
We definitely want a President who thinks being asked questions is unfair
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) September 27, 2016
I just feel bad for the colour orange.
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) September 27, 2016
A lot of people are saying Trump is on coke, which is ridiculous. People on cocaine love to talk about their specific plans for the future.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 27, 2016
What's more satisfying than a sexist bully pig getting crushed by the smart girl????
— Bradley Whitford (@WhitfordBradley) September 27, 2016
Hillary Clinton did a reenactment of the final scene of DEATH PROOF.
— BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) September 27, 2016
With all due respect to David Lynch, that was the most insane hour and a half of network TV ever
— JIM BEHRLE (@americanpoetry) September 27, 2016
Let me summarize this night for you so far. #debates pic.twitter.com/Clti75SwsD
— Justin (@JustinCentric) September 27, 2016
Mess with my girl Rosie and you're messing with me!!! Cruelty never made anyone a winner. ❤️ #rebelhearts4ever pic.twitter.com/gvkF6HpU47
— Madonna (@Madonna) September 27, 2016
*framed above my roaring hearth like old timey silhouette portraits* pic.twitter.com/OUU3MLKYXN
— Daniel Crooke (@dangercrooke) September 30, 2016
DRAG RACE TWEETS
Eternity, noun: the quality, condition, or fact of the duration between RuPaul's All Stars 2 episodes.
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) September 27, 2016
Alaska's Alaska Race: Alaska Stars, Alaska Start Your Engine, May the Best Alaska Win
— Ryan Houlihan (@RyanHoulihan) September 30, 2016
This made me LOL but then also SMH. PhiPhi is such a mess. If you're a Drag Race fan you have to read this "poem" because wow, Phi Phi is delusional. Doesn't she have anyone in her life to pull her back and say "Guuurrrl, we need to talk".
Can't tell which part of this I find most troubling, but it may be the papyrus. pic.twitter.com/8LMLk0ifYq
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) September 28, 2016
P.S. Sadly, this is true.
While everyone else is loving Best Actress, I'm sad that a winner will mean this hilarz pic of JLaw will be leaving @nathanielr's page :-( pic.twitter.com/q9T8vEOKrc
— Sam Coffey (@SamRS72) September 29, 2016