In today's tweetweek, the 1999 supporting actress race, mindy project A+ joke, ABBA, Lindsay Lohan's new accent, and the last few days of political anxiety (in this phase at least). It's all after the jump...
For Toni Collette's birthday, I broke into Angelina Jolie's home and retrieved her Supporting Actress Oscar. It's the very least I could do.
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) November 1, 2016
What if you were a Marvel fan with last name Stone & you named your daughter "Infinity," how great would that be until she became a hooker.
— Scott Renshaw (@scottrenshaw) November 4, 2016
This is a just cat playing a theremin.
— Ziya (@ziyatong) November 3, 2016
nbd. pic.twitter.com/tVl52u2tBW
“If I want to hang out with Broadway stars, I'll just turn on Grindr in a Mormon church." Dammit, Mindy Project, that's a great joke.
— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) November 2, 2016
Saw another EGOT today
— Robert Lopez (@lopezbobby) November 2, 2016
I've been thinking a lot about the white room ABBA apparently lived in. Do you think they owned or rented? Where was the bathroom? pic.twitter.com/zrxHui2w9S
— Alex Kittle (@alexxkittle) November 3, 2016
The Others' twist > The Sixth Sense's twist
— Matt Jacobs (@tarantallegra) November 1, 2016
Um, we need to talk about @jes_chastain's boyfriend Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo. OMG. pic.twitter.com/LG5PEeDZwu
— AwardsWatch (@awards_watch) November 4, 2016
There should be a "No, I don't mean the 2013 CARRIE when I search for GiFs. I NEVER mean that" setting in Google.
— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) October 31, 2016
The greatest thing is how spell-check always
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) November 2, 2016
wants to change SUSPIRIA to PSORIASIS
Same. pic.twitter.com/l96rnXmFju
— Joe Reid (@joereid) November 1, 2016
quote this tweet with where you'd sit senior year pic.twitter.com/d9n8h45tpe
— Marc Snetiker (@MarcSnetiker) November 4, 2016
in our darkest moment, Lindsay Lohan has descended like an angel from on high with a bizarre faux-Euro accent pic.twitter.com/m9s46ei234
— Kevin O'Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) November 2, 2016
POLITICAL - LAST WEEK OF THE CURRENT CRAZY!
with a little movie / tv joking to ease the pain
Gary Johnson can't name a single global influence on Lindsay's new accent. Not one.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) November 2, 2016
Six days out from the election, "stress eating" pulling way ahead of "constant nausea" in personal poll of how I've been expressing anxiety.
— Alison Willmore (@alisonwillmore) November 2, 2016
Maybe Hillary should send an e-mail about Trump's rape trial so people will talk about it
— Ira Madison III (@ira) November 1, 2016
ALTS (cont'd):
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) November 4, 2016
"It's Really Not That Complicated."
"This election: Mamma Mia!"
"The President Wears Pantsuits."
"Vote Hillary. That's all."
“Ohio has been called for Trump, reminding us that civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.”
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) November 2, 2016
There have been so many non-stories in the last few weeks of the election, you'd think it was True Detective Season 2.
— Erik Hauntin (@erikhinton) November 1, 2016
Me for the rest of the week. #ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/BZd6fh8iSX
— Adam Sass (@TheAdamSass) November 4, 2016
HEY YOU GUYS SHOULD TWEET AGAIN AND AGAIN ABOUT CLINTON AND/OR TRUMP BECAUSE I THINK YOUR LAST TWEET CHANGED SOMEONE'S VOTE! #notreally
— Scott Sigler (@scottsigler) November 1, 2016