Just for Sunday fun, Tweets that amused this week. Plus beautiful actresses (duh). But if you'll excuse me let's start with this weirdly flattering twosome.
@nathanielr this morning I was talking American Lit and said, "I bet he has to read Nathaniel Rogers." I meant Hawthorne. lol
— @jazzt (@jazzt) May 13, 2016
Haha. The Golden Statue > The Scarlet Letter.
Right?
Safe to assume my first draft was filled with corny awards show jokes abt category fraud. #Empire (cc: @nathanielr) pic.twitter.com/t6URKeD59H
— Jamie R (@jamieeros) May 12, 2016
Huzzah Jamie! This long time TFE fan is now on the writing staff of Empire. We live for corny awards show jokes about category fraud so I hope at least one survived (I am a few episodes behind on Empire but will catch up this week).
More after the jump including Goldie Hawn, Blake Lively, The Lobster, and X-Men Acopalypse advertisements.
If you die in the Marvel Cinematic Universe you die in real life
— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen) May 12, 2016
Watching Frances Ha at 22: wow look at her joie de vivre!
— Daniel Crooke (@dangercrooke) May 12, 2016
23: wow look at her noble flailing!
24: wow look she's a mess
25: wow look it's me
However much you appreciate Holly Hunter, it is not enough.
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) May 15, 2016
Good evening, America. I am Chloe Sevigny. It has recently come to my attention that I'm barely in this one-sheet. pic.twitter.com/T2PMlC252a
— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) May 13, 2016
GODZILLA V KONG just got pushed back a year, probably for rewrites on the "My mom's name is Mothra, too!" scene
— Alan Scherstuhl (@studiesincrap) May 11, 2016
Elderly man to his friend, entering subway: "I hate those ads. I mean, why is that goblin killing that blue baby?" pic.twitter.com/STLfOil8fp
— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) May 11, 2016
What if Blake Lively has an evil twin named Blake Deadly?
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) May 11, 2016
if I go to THE LOBSTER by myself does that count as viral marketing for THE LOBSTER
— Sales On Film (@salesonfilm) May 9, 2016
Please, please, please let this mean that they were allowed to smile in the Wonder Woman movie. pic.twitter.com/PtpsPOlin9
— Maester Patches (@misterpatches) May 10, 2016
Would see a 2.5-hour movie about how Daniel Bruhl wrangled the "and" credit on the Civil War poster. pic.twitter.com/aUVHsqLIkV
— Rob (@r0bwatson) May 8, 2016
Just take this in. pic.twitter.com/geSiSZ2f6Z
— Alan Henry (@AlanHenry) May 14, 2016
CELEBRITY TWEETS
Yes @goldiehawn is as fabulous as you would think she is! pic.twitter.com/Op6hR6WYgD
— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) May 7, 2016
I remain, #TeamHelloKitty -- but Civil War was so fucking good. Crisp high fives all around. pic.twitter.com/KvleIgs88Y
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 8, 2016
Two timeless beauties, two amazing souls, two talented women @SusanSarandon @_juliannemoore #lorealista #worthit 💗 pic.twitter.com/CSpYf0dyIB
— L'OréalParisOfficial (@lorealparis) May 14, 2016