Time for a quick diversion - tweets that amused or edified this week, somewhat randomly selected.
Get it, Kangaroo. pic.twitter.com/ghyR1msaCJ
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 14, 2016
My sexual orientation is "Joan Crawford playing piano in what appears to be a cave lair" pic.twitter.com/38grOJIH99
— Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) June 18, 2016
What should I see at the cinema tomorrow night?
— Sam Cohen (@CineTalksSam) June 8, 2016
Well, wasn't Love & Friendship a delight? The snarkiest of Austen adaptations and the funniest, if not quite the most full-bodied.
— Ben Fowler (@ben1283) June 16, 2016
If my dad didn't like The Lobster, do I still have to send him a card for Father's Day? #ethicaldilemma
— Jordan Baker (@jbaker475) June 14, 2016
I EITHER want Levi/Krakowski to be dating, or loathe each other with a white-hot fury. Can't decide. #TonyAwards -H pic.twitter.com/8lrlkbSdiP
— Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) June 12, 2016
Denzel...you are a great director. Great actor and great man!!! #Fences....see you on the big screen!!!! pic.twitter.com/fTQnjJMN09
— Viola Davis (@violadavis) June 14, 2016
EMMY BALLOTS
Saddest thing about #EMMY ballot is that Adrienne C Moore "Black Cindy" from #OITNB isn't on it. MVP of season 3 pic.twitter.com/Zsxtww5A9Q
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) June 13, 2016
Last year, zero Constances were nominated for acting Emmys. This year, let's make it two.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) June 14, 2016
POLITICS
TRUMP: "Ask the gays!"
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) June 15, 2016
THE GAYS: pic.twitter.com/ngEzv2cUoG
Suddenly, Spielberg replacing guns with walkie-talkies in E.T. seems like Utopia. More walkie talkies, less guns! pic.twitter.com/4eBFT8Cbr7
— Jose Solís (@josesolismayen) June 16, 2016
Last year, the gays got Lady Gaga a Golden Globe for Best Actress. We will absolutely get your guns.
— Phillip Van De Kamp (@MajorPhilebrity) June 16, 2016
Ask yourself if your first reaction to human tragedy is compassion, or judgment. It's a good way to know whether you're bad at being human.
— Scott Renshaw (@scottrenshaw) June 15, 2016
I'm not saying the Republican party is on its last legs, but they just added Ted McGinley to their cast.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 14, 2016
#truth pic.twitter.com/bPrTJK6Ea7
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) June 14, 2016
Laughter through tears is no longer my favorite emotion.
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) June 14, 2016