Chris here, with more of Ocean's Eight (or Ocho? Which is it?).
After poring vociferously over every single set photo we come across, the studio has finally given us an official first look. With the horribleness going on in the world, this shot of the assembled gang makes us yearn for its sweet relief nownownow. But the wait will be longer than your early morning train ride - can you believe we still have to wait until June 2018 to actually see this thing? Here are eight things to do while we wait for Ocean's Eight...
01 Meticulously prepare and make your own recreation of each Ocean's lady's looks. It's never too soon to cosplay and don't we all need an excuse to up our coat game?
02 Similarly: Crowdfund costume designer Sarah Edwards's Oscar campaign. Try and top these contemporary and already iconic stylings, other 2018 movies, we dare you.
03 Overanalyze the just released character names for hidden meaning: Debbie Ocean (Bullock), Lou (Blanchett), Rose (Carter), Nine Ball (Rihanna), Tammy (Paulson), Daphne Kluger (Hathaway - potential accent alert!), Amita (Kaling), and Constance (Awkwafina).
04 Fantasize about the inevitable soundtrack. Beyond tracks from Rihanna and Awkwafina, what would each of these ensemble members put on their heist playlist?
05 Grab seven friends to overtake an empty subway car for your own bit of viral marketing.
06 Find sunglasses for Bullock, Blanchett, and Paulson since they didn't get the icognito memo from the rest of the gang.
07 Bemoan that the film doesn't have its version of Carl Reiner from the Soderbergh trilogy. Think of what a Loretta Devine or Sally Field could have added to the equation!
08 Generally continue to dismantle the patriarchy.
How are you biding your time waiting for Ocean's Eight?