We'll start with two tweets to suit this morning's neurotic Tennessee Williams heroine mood. Continue on for La La Land and Deadpool divisiveness (with jokes), and more...
sexuality: that thing jessica lange does with her hands when she's acting her hardest
— probably an android (@airportangel) December 29, 2016
I love Altoid smalls b/c you get to feel like a character from a Tennessee Williams' play taking one of their heart pills when you eat them.
— LoreenaMcKennittVEVO (@robertbalkovich) January 3, 2017
DEADPOOL
@nellucnhoj my favourite review, from demi adejuyigbe on letterboxd pic.twitter.com/kuCNIZC10x
— James Chapman (@chapmangamo) January 4, 2017
There's a Variety article doing the rounds where they say Deadpool may have a chance to be a contender for best picture at the Oscars. pic.twitter.com/EepeNGybTH
— John Cullen 💬 (@nellucnhoj) January 4, 2017
tfw your movie loses a WGA nomination to goddamn Deadpool pic.twitter.com/oVABuBTfFj
— Narrator by the Sea (@ElSoderbergho) January 4, 2017
Is it too much to wish Deadpool also gets a Razzie nomination? Because that movie is some steaming hot garbage. https://t.co/Y6FTk8ZHuB
— Anderson D (@HeyheyDRA) January 4, 2017
RANDOM TWEETAGE
So do you think Emma Stone knew Casey Affleck was in her bed, or do you think she just woke up and he was there? pic.twitter.com/lRZsOMyOzo
— Kate Halliwell (@Kate__Halliwell) January 3, 2017
I am going to put this picture in a tasteful gold frame and hang it over my mantle and then sip champagne and cry softly while I look at it pic.twitter.com/gMmEqIRn0o
— Abbey Bender (@Abbey_Bender) January 6, 2017
William Hurt turns into a monkey and imagines the crucifixion as he orgasms
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 29, 2016
and yet ALTERED STATES is still less creepy than PASSENGERS
ARTICLE: We Asked 9 Disney Princesses What They Wanted To Be Photoshopped As
— Scott Beggs (@scottmbeggs) January 4, 2017
Reading about an opening at Fox News like pic.twitter.com/rzn282bzpk
— Rob (@r0bwatson) January 3, 2017
please take me with you to see Paterson you know how I feel about Jarmusch's groovy digressions and you know how I find beauty in stillness pic.twitter.com/d2n1qmX0E5
— Daniel Crooke (@dangercrooke) January 2, 2017
The most unbelievable part abt Penny Dreadful is how they tried to convince us that literally any man on earth is good enough for Eva Green
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 30, 2016
Prediction: the oscars will make a joke about how the show always runs late, then cut to the zootoopia sloths in the directing booth
— Conrado Falco (@CocoHitsNewYork) January 7, 2017
I got emotional reading this! #RogueOneStarWars pic.twitter.com/kfNXxYxWWI
— diego luna (@diegoluna_) January 4, 2017
MUSICALSMuch better. pic.twitter.com/38QurGpUgN
— Glenn Dunks (@glenndunks) January 7, 2017
Is there a movie for me, someone who loves classic lush and vibrant movie musicals, and also loves long scenes of white men explaining jazz?
— Raphael Bob-Waksberg (@RaphaelBW) January 3, 2017
at this point, if you just looked at twitter, you’d think that La La Land is one unbroken shot of Ryan Gosling yelling about jazz for 90mins
— David Sims (@davidlsims) January 4, 2017
Teach me jazz! With your penis!
— Leslye Headland (@LeslyeHeadland) January 7, 2017
I hope LA LA LAND makes ten billion dollars and burns all your Twitter accounts up in its vapors
— Robert Greene (@prewarcinema) December 30, 2016
i'm shocked there aren't more pilots about pilot season
— Jennifer Tepper (@jenashtep) December 30, 2016
what with all these musicals about musicals, movies about movies
tweets about tweets
LA LA LAND (2016): I couldn't use the 105 to 110 connector b/c they were filming the opening scene when I was going home from LAX. 0 STARS.
— Timothy Simons (@timothycsimons) January 5, 2017
Just saw MOANA and can confirm there is still no Disney song as good as "Colors of the Wind" from 21 years ago. Glad to get that sorted out.
— Glenn Dunks (@glenndunks) December 29, 2016
That's Justin Bieber in a dress though pic.twitter.com/Psor2d6clS
— Common Gay Boy (@CGBPosts) January 7, 2017
A GORGEOUS WAY TO MAKE AMENDMENTS FOR STEALING SOMEONE'S OSCAR -- CAMPAIGN HARD FOR THEM TO WIN THE NEXT TIME! ;)
In which Meryl Streep calls Viola Davis the best actor she's ever worked with and I see no lies https://t.co/CoxCQ2cgAo pic.twitter.com/OaCU2ciHsF
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) January 5, 2017
EXIT MUSIC
new format for all my sign-offs in 2017 pic.twitter.com/E0jzZ4Ufg2
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) January 6, 2017
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 28, 2016
still brainstorming ways to live deliciously in 2017 against the odds. join me. pic.twitter.com/fRd4jd46JD
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) January 4, 2017