It's funny because it's true.
I bet MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS would do better if the marketing made it clear it's Johnny Depp who gets murdered.
— Eric D. Snider (@EricDSnider) November 9, 2017
He's not in very much of the movie (whew). More after the jump including The Abyss, Lady Bird, Jude Law, and the dread expansion of parts of Twitter to 280 characters...
When you stare into The Abyss, Ed Harris gets a royalty check for 38 cents.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 6, 2017
sext pic.twitter.com/BCJCKVgQt3
— Brandon Kirby (@bkkirby) November 9, 2017
How many other people have spontaneously cried in an Uber bc they were thinking of Laurie Metcalf in @LadyBirdMovie?
— Chris James (@cwj92movieman) November 4, 2017
Greta Gerwig delivers a perfect debut with 'Lady Bird'. I would say effortless, though no great movie is made without effort. I doff my cap.
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) November 6, 2017
Half of my experience watching thor ragnarok was me muttering "10 goldblums out of a possible 10 goldblums" whenever he came on screen
— gwyndolin (@_froppy) November 10, 2017
Thelma Ritter lost six times. #MakeMeAngryIn5Words
— Andrew Carden (@AwardsConnect) November 9, 2017
There's actually no good reason that a new 'Star Wars' trilogy ~couldn't~ just be three movies about gay space teens in the Republic coming out to their space families.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) November 9, 2017
If Jude Law doesn't show up to the 2018 Met Gala in his young pope costume honestly what was any of this for pic.twitter.com/FOPB0noiZQ
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 8, 2017
Taika's answer to "Would you rather go on a date with Thor or Loki?" is everything. pic.twitter.com/AMG4hebqiu
— harman. (@woIgang) November 9, 2017
AND FINALLY Twitter has expanded to 280 characters (that's double the old size) for some users and we hate this but at least Joe Reid marked the occassion in a way we can get behind...
Dear Leonard,
— Joe Reid (@joereid) November 7, 2017
To look life in the face. Always to look life in the face. And to know it for what it is. At last, to know it. To love it for what it is. And then to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us. Always the years. Always the love. Always the Hours.
When someone tweets a 280 character tweet. pic.twitter.com/iNUSIofQam
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 8, 2017