31 flavors til Oscar nominations
Saturday, December 23, 2017 at 12:12PM
NATHANIEL R in Oscars (17), yummy

by Nathaniel R

i tonya = pink bubblegum

I plan to eat my feelings all week long to close out 2017 and gain back every pound I lost in 2017. So on this 31st day before the Oscar nominations are announced, I'm thinking of 31 flavors (and then some) of ice cream. So let's reinterpret Baskin Robbins yumminess as this year's Oscar players...

guardians of the galaxy vol 2 = rainbow sherbetmudbound = rocky road
richard jenkins = key lime pie
tiffany haddish = chocolate chip grapefruit
the post = vanilla newspaper shred

Those are too real flavors!

At least they're real "seasonal" offerings in our imaginary Oscar branded franchise ice cream shop. I'll leave any other flavor up to you in the comments. Who would you equate with Banana Nut Fudge, Black Walnut, Lemon Custard, Chocolate Chip,  Orange Sherbet, Pralines n Cream and the like?

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