Basics: "We're glad the season is over so we won't hear more about your Isabelle Huppert."
— Ali Benz (@Alibenzkr) March 12, 2017
Me:.. pic.twitter.com/c379TiY5zO
The hilarious thing is she's always worked this much. Good luck to all the new completists out there at ever finishing her filmography!
After the jump Chris Hemsworth, Big Little Lies, the Gyllenhaals, film critic humor, and prayers for Barbra Streisand...
SOMEONE SEND CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO PRISON FOR MURDERING ME pic.twitter.com/Pq6XWPcFIE
— Ira Madison III (@ira) March 11, 2017
When you didn't do the reading and the teacher asks you to summarize the plot. pic.twitter.com/Evlymb5cWC
— Jackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) March 12, 2017
Do you think Maggie in a furious rage has ever said "More like Jerk Gyllenhaal"
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) March 4, 2017
Oh, @mcgregor_ewan. pic.twitter.com/LtFtzhSu1g
— Sebastian Nebel 🦑 (@SebastianNebel) March 12, 2017
The trailer for Atomic Blonde is even better if you imagine Theron is beating up all those who didn't get her an Oscar nom for Young Adult.
— Joey Moser (@JoeyMoser83) March 10, 2017
— Kristopher Tapley (@kristapley) March 4, 2017
Your annual reminder that Faye Dunaway had a sitcom in the '90s. pic.twitter.com/KH8HAAZwTU
— Andrew Carden (@AwardsConnect) March 4, 2017
My cat has a thing for Olivia de Havilland. He likes the computer in general but never as much as when Olivia is on. pic.twitter.com/8VfZ9YiqzL
— Lara G. Fowler (@backlotsfilm) March 5, 2017
Where were you September 13th, 2013 when Nicole Kidman was hit by a paparazzi on a bike? pic.twitter.com/xeI89eL16u
— Collin (@collinharn) March 5, 2017
I want to live in the better timeline where Annette Bening and Kate Winslet have Hilary Swank's Oscars.
— Jordan (@JordanApps) March 11, 2017
People are talking about Cate Blanchett in Thor: Ragnarok as if she's never played a superhero with incredible powers before... pic.twitter.com/0GlMI0eyK3
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) March 8, 2017
LOLZ. FILM CRITIC JOKES
Pitch:
— Tim Robey (@trim_obey) March 10, 2017
How To Lose A @GuyLodge in 10 Days
CELEBRITIES AND POLITICS
Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 5, 2017
Paul Ryan used Powerpoint to explain his healthcare plan. He actually tried to bore us to death before we die from lack of insurance.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 12, 2017
"Now you're in the Sunken Place" pic.twitter.com/e29hs8d60g
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) March 7, 2017