Tweet of the Week...
"now you're in the sun-Cannes place." pic.twitter.com/jgYJNzwGb9
— Neil Young (@BohemiaStable) May 24, 2017
Get it? Oh reader, I LOL'ed and LOL'ed. Cannes fun follows after the jump but first some non-Cannes thoughts and amusements featuring Twin Peaks, Rooney Mara, Reservoir Dogs and more...
A Twin Peaks / West Wing crossover called "Fire Walk And Talk With Me" designed to destroy the very concept of Peak TV.
— taserface (@brockwilbur) May 21, 2017
Rewatched The Social Network on the weekend and was reminded that Rooney Mara did all that with a small role pic.twitter.com/sbjFUdBbnU
— Jordan (@JordanApps) May 22, 2017
we're like a week away from this year's iteration of My Controversial Opinion Is Tom Cruise Is A Great Movie Star Twitter.......
— Daniel D'Addario (@DPD_) May 22, 2017
Sigourney Weaver at age 67 (with @TheEricGoldman) vs. what Jim Cameron thought Ripley's daughter would look like at age 66. pic.twitter.com/gvuUkftYHG
— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) May 24, 2017
Zac Efron's body feels like a personal affront to me.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 25, 2017
Group Halloween Costume Idea: All the Laura Derns of 2017. pic.twitter.com/KJK0wSlZNL
— Timmy Metzner (@timmymetzner) May 24, 2017
Free Hugs! pic.twitter.com/BUGCrwUAUi
— Rotten Tomatoes (@RottenTomatoes) May 24, 2017
POINTS FOR FUN MOVIE/TV REFERENCES
Asked a longtime House GOP staffer where things are headed. "This is like Reservoir Dogs. Everyone ends up dead on the floor."
— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) May 17, 2017
"ALIEN COVENANT: girl, we couldn't Sigourney Be-Weave how good you looked! But in the challenge, you kinda spaced out.
— Josh (@joshgetsit) May 19, 2017
...you're safe."
I photoshopped in the kid from THE OMEN and it’s so perfect it’s unnerving. pic.twitter.com/I3wGIrbvBW
— James White (@Signalnoise) May 24, 2017
Ofjared, Ofdonald pic.twitter.com/03jdQ5VuMK
— marisa kabas (@MarisaKabas) May 24, 2017
MORE CANNES MANIA
"...and then, in this Cameron Crowe movie, she pretended to be Asian! And everyone just let it slide!" pic.twitter.com/xxdKP7ttAJ
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) May 24, 2017
Your faves could never: pic.twitter.com/nh3sn04IRo
— Guido (@GuidoC) May 21, 2017
"You ever see Tom at meetings? Tell him he can go fuck himself." pic.twitter.com/KCpPiHsGbK
— Robert Kessler (@robertkessler) May 23, 2017
Imagine this movie. pic.twitter.com/OV27aJwSdY
— Jose Solís (@josesolismayen) May 23, 2017
This photo of #MadsMikkelsen and Agnes Varda is the highlight of #Cannes2017 pic.twitter.com/HTh1r9mHk1
— Rachel West (@rachel_is_here) May 22, 2017
❤ My one and only president ❤ #PedroAlmodovar #CannesJury #Cannes2017 pic.twitter.com/kglF9nXihv
— Jessica Chastain (@jes_chastain) May 22, 2017
SAME, JESSICA. SAME.