Before we get to the amusing tweets of the week, let us communally worship this new image of BFFs Naomi & Nicole, which Naomi posted with "this woman is everything to me" message.
Doesn't their friendship just warm the cockles of your heart? Or thaw it if it's gone ice cold. Do you think they watch each other's work and discuss like its book club or something?
After the jump tweets on Meryl Streep's onscreen deaths (no really), Atomic Blonde's badassery, Henry Cavill's moustache, much Dunkirk hoopla, and more...
An Oral History of the Phone Conversations Between Paramount and Warner Bros. About Whether Cavill Would Or Would Not Shave the Mustache: pic.twitter.com/qIbCJYpPyS
— Adam Sternbergh (@sternbergh) July 24, 2017
Trump is terrible. Pence is terrible. Ryan is terrible. Sessions is terrible. McCain is terrible. I am wonderful & Emmy nominated. Thank U.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 25, 2017
You're not really drinking alone if your cats are home.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) July 24, 2017
Thank you everyone. FINAL COUNT: pic.twitter.com/ngym1jBPkS
— Michael Schulman (@MJSchulman) July 19, 2017
Atomic Blonde has everything! Charlize! Lots of coats! A brilliant tracking shot! James McAvoy wearing a mesh tank top! Everything!
— Spencer Coile (@SpencerCoile) July 28, 2017
Finally found a group of people I'm cooler than (people checking the math on the plot of ATOMIC BLONDE)
— Sam (@danceremix) July 29, 2017
Atomic Blonde. Wow. When an actor trains & does their own action, u don't have to hide the face or cut away & it is killer. @atomic_blonde
— Lewis Tan (@TheLewisTan) July 28, 2017
What idiot called it a uterus and not a content creator
— musclemancer (@gains_tweets) July 24, 2017
Live look at Trump's cabinet. pic.twitter.com/bIK9NCeaiN
— James Downie (@jamescdownie) July 28, 2017
ACA Repeal Failure x 3 is the best I've felt since the Maison dance-off in Girls Trip, which was the best I'd felt since Tom did "Umbrella."
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) July 28, 2017
DUNKIRK MANIA
a knock knock joke, but it's 180 minutes long and non-linear.
— withered crone (@Stuiiee) July 28, 2017
The entire White House continues to be the beached boat scene in Dunkirk.
— Jordan Baker (@jbaker475) July 28, 2017
#SharkWeek pic.twitter.com/pA4O7tBRQp
— Jessica Pickens (JP) (@HollywoodComet) July 24, 2017
Who's gonna buy me the Men of DUNKIRK 2018 calendar?
— Russell (@RussellFalcon) July 29, 2017
Any word on how The Emoji Movie looks in 70mm?
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) July 28, 2017
MULTIPLICITY reboot got pretty dark. pic.twitter.com/SZhTdT31H7
— Chuck W (@chuckwockawocka) July 26, 2017
I miss Michael Cusumano so much on the site *sniffle* and here he is being frightening but wise about the future of Dunkirk. Oscar Season do bring out the extremism in people!
6 months from now when Dunkirk is either perfection incarnate or worse than Battleship I will look back on the current discussion fondly
— Michael Cusumano (@SeriousFilm) July 24, 2017