Two truths.
Is Jessica Chastain the New Jessica Chastain?
— FILM TWlTTER (@filmtwiter) August 17, 2017
Biggest fight in combat sports history, sorry Mayweather/McGregor #ThorRagnarok pic.twitter.com/BjsPvqYnRN
— Chris Hemsworth (@chrishemsworth) August 23, 2017
After the jump: cool cats, controversial fav Scorsese, eclipse jokes, Emmy jokes, niche actressexual polls, and much more...
Omg this sign 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fHrDWK1dYO
— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) August 19, 2017
I've watched this gif of Nicole Kidman and Colin Farrell filming THE BEGUILED at least 100 times already pic.twitter.com/ru0gb5ffPX
— Aaron Michael (@subsahaaron) August 22, 2017
Overheard in my neighborhood: "What's the name of the girl with the dragons? Dolores Claiborne?"
— Drew Mackie (@drewgmackie) August 22, 2017
What a shame that arthouse film can only accommodate one woman at a time. pic.twitter.com/CEYCZqb70e
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) August 21, 2017
"Oh my god I LOVE this song" -Me, listening to a Favorite Songs playlist I made
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 23, 2017
Did you get the “Hello Dolly” cast album yet? It’s wonderful & it’s something to remember me by when doing 7 shows a week finally kills me!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 23, 2017
There are days when Twitter feels like a never-ending version of Diane Keaton’s Academy of the Overrated dialogue from Manhattan
— Michael Cusumano (@SeriousFilm) August 18, 2017
A Starbucks was robbed at gunpoint this afternoon. The culprits are still at venti.
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) August 23, 2017
Niche actressexual poll (1)
— Tim Robey (@trim_obey) August 26, 2017
Which film is Veronica Cartwright best in?
Girls, Netflix has got such a fun night planned for you pic.twitter.com/9g8CPyN7zk
— Benjamin Lee (@benfraserlee) August 26, 2017
I wrote this about James Cameron while covering the 2010 Oscar campaign. Thought of it today when I saw his Wonder Woman comments. pic.twitter.com/mJ3sd4sGDy
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) August 25, 2017
Sometimes being recognized is fun. Tonight my waiter couldn't quite place me, he assumed he knew me from porn. Honesty is the best policy
— Eric Bana (@EricBana67) August 26, 2017
THIS STOCK PHOTO MEME HAS SURELY PEAKED WITH THESE TWO TWEETS. EVERYONE CAN STOP NOW...
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) August 24, 2017
being an artist pic.twitter.com/XKyPZRcK2U
— Adam J. Kurtz (@adamjk) August 25, 2017
EMMY HUMOR
Me talking about myself:
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) August 22, 2017
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Me talking about the 2009 Emmy Race for Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
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An acrostic resignation letter that spells out ACTUALLY, STRANGER THINGS WAS BAD
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) August 23, 2017
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION
But I'm here for Cape Fear (1991) always. So good. So sick. So superbly acted across the board.
god, i love the scorsese Cape Fear. every overheated, expressive, queasy, unhinged second. give me this over Goodfellas any day pic.twitter.com/jO6liL3NYT
— Katie Stebbins (@cinephile24) August 20, 2017
ECLIPSE HUMOR
If you hype this eclipse any more, James Cameron will announce four more of them.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 21, 2017
I looked directly at the eclipse and saw Caleb Landry Jones's acting reel.
— Jesse Knight (@Superfluously) August 22, 2017
You're all acting awfully damn casual about this total eclipse of the sun. pic.twitter.com/vGPSKtjX3p
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) August 20, 2017
AND FINALLY...
It is crucial to read this whole thread. So much joy. So many jokes.
hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe: pic.twitter.com/Tw6yTbsQUe
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017