Fiona Apple always knew. pic.twitter.com/8tZZJ0FSsH
— Chris Crocker (@ChrisCrocker) August 29, 2017
A sobering reminder before we hit a sillier survey of most amusing tweets o' the week. Topics include but are not limited to: Tulip Fever mania, Laura Dern action figures, mother! enthusiasms, that stupid news that there's going to be an all female Lord of the Flies movie (that doesn't even make sense -- women aren't that stupid!), Judith Light, Ridley Scott and more. It's all after the jump...
Wait, where's my Blue Velvet one? pic.twitter.com/4WqbSAz4UO
— Laura Dern (@LauraDern) August 31, 2017
Hi.
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) September 1, 2017
BOOGIE NIGHTS is a perfect movie.
Bye.
Just saw Aronofsky's MOTHER . It is dark, dark, dark, brilliant and will upset the fuck out of people . A good poke in eye to convention
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) August 31, 2017
Tatiana Maslany is not shook pic.twitter.com/2snB4FwKji
— Jackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) August 28, 2017
Which PARIS IS BURNING drag houses would the sorting hat have placed the Harry Potter characters in? (Thoughts I have on Monday mornings)
— [kie.ran] (@danblackroyd) August 28, 2017
Lol people call me "narcissistic" like it's some gutting insult, but I openly admit to being a professional writer
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 28, 2017
New pitch: Blade Runner but cast entirely with dachshunds pic.twitter.com/Smc6g20T2m
— Matthew Clark (@mr_clark) August 27, 2017
It's impossible to wear a tanktop and jeans over 30 without feeling like Holly Hunter in "Thirteen."
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 27, 2017
TULIP FEVER MANIA (that was sarcastic)
They should add something about Dane DeHaan here, like maybe "No Academy Award nominations but did win an Obie for that Annie Baker play" pic.twitter.com/Offia9K7Py
— Adam Feldman (@FeldmanAdam) September 1, 2017
If Dane DeHaan were a cat his name would be, I don't know, Mittens.
— Jordan Veilleux (@veilleuxwho) September 1, 2017
I don't know about you guys but I'm going to see #TulipFever out of spite.
— Leslye Headland (@LeslyeHeadland) August 30, 2017
BACK TO RANDOMNESS...I saw an ad for Tulip Fever at like 7:00AM this morning that said “NOW PLAYING” and almost cried.
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) September 1, 2017
This is the only all-female Lord of the Flies reboot I recognize pic.twitter.com/PXkoBJcgxa
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) August 31, 2017
It's amazing how Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson tanked and Hamilton soared and they both have the same costumes
— Jackie Hoffman (@JackieHoffman16) August 24, 2017
Netflix has become a conversation with your most basic gay friend. You bring up Meryl Streep and he's like, "Um from The Giver?"
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 25, 2017
Replace👏🏻all👏🏻confederate👏🏻 statues👏🏻with👏🏻Judith👏🏻Light👏🏻doing👏🏻this👏🏻pose pic.twitter.com/nFKS3SqDbu
— Adam Kopp (@adamskopp) August 24, 2017
I loved Logan Lucky so much that I'm not sure what else I can type here. So. That's the tweet.
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) August 30, 2017
Ridley Scott's greatest movie is
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) August 27, 2017
pitch!: I! write! my! review! of! mother! for! you! like! this!
— Jacob Oller (@JacobOller) August 31, 2017