by Nathaniel R
BREAKING: Nicole Kidman has finally used her Instagram account which had been taunting us for years (or at least it felt like that... months?) with "no posts yet". Here is the beauteous moment in full.
For those of you who don't have Twitter and thus missed any of these delicious bites, photos, or observations, here you go. These are culled from the vastness with speed and imprecision but I hope you find a chuckle you might have otherwise missed...
timothée realizing THE tonya harding is sitting right next to him is a mood pic.twitter.com/zCUmSDyBnt
— kris (@siIkysheets) January 8, 2018
Reese Witherspoon narrating Oprah's DeMille Award clip package can't help but sound at least a little bit like Elle Woods's application video for Harvard, right? Not just us? #GoldenGlobes
— Decider (@decider) January 8, 2018
Actresses: Thoughtful, focused, unified, and prepared.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) January 8, 2018
Interviewers: Working very hard not to become tonight's viral meme.
Academy Award nominees for Best Picture:
— piccino (@ortile) January 8, 2018
- I, Oprah
- Get Oprah
- Call Oprah By Your Name
- The Shape of Oprah
- Three Billboards With Oprah Winfrey's Face On Them
I would be happy to get murdered by one of these women pic.twitter.com/nhL5KEhKSg
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) January 8, 2018
I, too, stood for Barbra.
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) January 8, 2018
Since he wasn't given the chance to speak, I'm shouting him out. This is Adrian Molina. He is the co-director of COCO, as well as being one of the writers and lyricists. He's of Mexican decent. He is very gay. Say his name. @AdrianTheMolina #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/E8KO6toywl
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) January 8, 2018
My kingdom for a shot of Frances McDormand’s face when James Franco said, “I always wanted my own Coen brother.” #GoldenGlobes
— Matthew Eng (@Eng_Matthew) January 8, 2018
get you a person who looks at you like Reese looks at Nic pic.twitter.com/47fjaYzywn
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) January 8, 2018
From his face in this monologue, Daniel Kaluuya has heard way too many GET OUT jokes this year. #GoldenGlobes
— Vulture (@vulture) January 8, 2018
Nicole Kidman is sitting at the same FUCKING table as Michelle Pfeiffer. AND JUDE LAW. I didn't expect to peak so early in 2018 but here we are. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/W92y9wrtaq
— Katie Louise Smith (@_katesss) January 7, 2018
Oprah Winfrey's speech embodied the best traditions of American oratory. It rang with moral clarity rooted in a march towards justice. Not blind to the distance we have traveled and the distance yet to go. It inspired - but cautioned progress will take work. This is #WhatUnitesUs
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) January 8, 2018
You're lying if you can't relate to Dakota staring at Angelina's face for a reaction to Jennifer being on stage. pic.twitter.com/FDAN0dbSJ2
— Jax (@_FallingGrace) January 8, 2018
I AM PREPARED TO CALL IT -- Eli Bush is the Jacob Tremblay's Dad and Julianna Margulies' Husband of this Year pic.twitter.com/wah3m4d4Ha
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 8, 2018
About last night...... #GoldenGlobes ( thx @InStyle) pic.twitter.com/waqQaxfTIL
— Allison Janney (@AllisonBJanney) January 8, 2018
STILL WAITING. ANYONE? ANYONE?Please tell me somebody got a picture of these two together with their statues!!! pic.twitter.com/KN9TvONGNN
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 8, 2018