by Eurocheese
April – The musings that mean absolutely nothing except for those couple of Sundance films that may go the distance.
May – Maybe the Cannes Palme d’Or winner will win BP? Also, let’s talk in depth about the tech nods so we can discuss that one early blockbuster and make wild guesses about what could beat it.
June – Which summer blockbuster could WIN Best Picture? (Spoiler alert: None.)
July – We have early frontunners...
August – We discuss that one Actress contender in detail as if it will get 10 nominations, and also, films that have no shot in hell at awards love.
September – Early buzz will be FACT (guys, First Man / Ad Astra will take all the awards) and we will slyly add the People’s Choice winner from TIFF to our BP line up because we’re secretly brilliant.
October – All July frontrunners are now dead to us. Also, this movie year is disappointing.
November – Well, maybe it’s not so bad.
December – You know what, it’s actually a decent year! And the Academy is dead to me if it doesn’t nominate the following.
January – Except for that one cool surprise I predicted, the Academy is dead to me.
February – Disappointed. They didn’t pick my all of my favorites. It almost feels like they never do.
March – A month of rest until…