Enjoy a curated grouping of recent amusing or interesting tweets...
my (60M) daughter (17F) has fallen in love with a guy she saw in the park (21M). he's at a barricade with 9 of his homosocial pals (21M-35M) & might die? i think i should save him but im also on the run from a beefy inspector (61M) since i broke my parole & became mayor. advice?
— class traitor tom branson (@combeferal) August 7, 2019
Love how Lady Bird's editing picks up speed as the movie progresses. Memories become snapshots become fragments. Things you can't hold onto because they're gone as soon as you recognize it actually happening, which is what Senior year actually feels like
— Willow Catelyn Maclay (@willow_catelyn) August 16, 2019
WHO IS OUT HERE SAYING SIMU LIU IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AND HOW DO THEY TYPE WITH THEIR EYEBALLS REMOVED AND ALL OF THAT BRAIN DAMAGE pic.twitter.com/ZX8raYkVku
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 15, 2019
a star is born (2018) dir. bradley cooper pic.twitter.com/oIByjMsoZy
— alexis (@PRlS0NERSS) August 17, 2019
Last night I learned that Carrie Coon almost played the Doris role on Looking
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) August 17, 2019
I'll be curious to see if the writer is able to back up his assertion that this film is Lynchian. pic.twitter.com/jvZnDXEPjb
— BILL RYAN (@faceyouhate) August 14, 2019
Condolences to all my friends born in or before 1977 pic.twitter.com/SD3G23nIJL
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) August 7, 2019
#MindhunterSeason2 is so disturbing pic.twitter.com/Tft3CAA1ba
— Delroy Calloway (@DelroyCalloway) August 16, 2019
— • (@JetLeonhart) August 12, 2019
Your occasional reminder that Toni Collette needs to play Diana Goodman in a big screen adaptation of Next to Normal. pic.twitter.com/JODRqD2gkX
— Joey Moser (@JoeyMoser83) August 17, 2019
Life is too short to ever listen to the opinion of a person who doesn't like John Waters
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 16, 2019
juliette biNO SHE DIDN’T pic.twitter.com/zouFkolcYd
— juan is the loneliest number (@woahitsjuanito) August 18, 2019
Isn't this how everybody flirts? pic.twitter.com/8fxRLf81Ml
— BroadwayWorld (@BroadwayWorld) August 18, 2019
This is definitely good for flirting but it's also good for losing interest in someone real fast -- the bad taste often attacks!