The Zodiac calendar begins today so for all of you Aries out there we salute you. Some notable Aries celebrities: Keira Knightley, Reese Witherspoon, Lady Gaga, Elton John, Jessica Chastain, David Oyelowo, and Ewan McGregor. So... pretty good company.
After the jump a beauty break of ram's horns in the movies. Rank them in terms of who makes you horniest?
Princess Ardala (Pam Hensley) in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)Remember Buck Rogers? Why is nothing campy from the 70s or earlier streaming anywhere?
Daniel Radcliffe in Horns (2013)
Has anyone actually ever seen this movie... or just looked at its many promotional stills?
Philoctetes (Danny DeVito) in Hercules (1997)
If a sense of humor is important to you.
Mr Agreus (David Gyasi) in "Carnival Row"Mr Agreus is master here.
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)Status symbol. He's an Oscar winner (of sorts). Plus very hypnotic scarring.
The Enchanter (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)There are some who call him... Tim.
Black Phillip in The VVitch (2015)Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Aughra in The Dark Crystal (1982)She can rock your (view of) the world in her planetarium.
Go ahead, rank 'em! Who do you lock horns with?