New month and a... oops, we're approaching the halfway mark. How did that happen? It's past time for another round of Streaming Roulette where we point out a handful or two of random titles that are streaming and just for fun, freeze frame them at totally random places in the scroll bar...
I brought a little something to get the party started...
THE MANOR on Prime
Barbara Hershey stars in this new horror film about a woman convinced that residents of a nursing home are being killed. Bruce Davison co-stars so you get two 1990s Oscar nominees in this new film from a director named Axelle Carolyn...
I needed out.
BLACK WIDOW on Disney Plus
You know what's annoying? People who think that Scarlett Johansson isn't a good actress. They need to watch more movies. She's been excellent for years: Ghost World, Lost in Translation, Girl with the Pearl Earring, Match Point, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Don Jon, Under the Skin, Jojo Rabbit, Marriage Story, and, yes, as Black Widow herself Natasha Romanoff. She's even excellent stripped of her beauty with only her voice to work with (Her, Isle of Dogs) She's an easy target due to her outsize fame and a few missteps but she's an excellent movie star. Can't wait to see what's next after being freed from the MCU.
I can't see anything.
AFTER THE THIN MAN (1936) on HBOMax
HBOMax continues to be the only mainstream streaming service to regularly program a healthy amount of films made before the 1990s. Bless them for their service! This Myrna Loy and William Powell screwball/mystery series ran for six films from 1934-1947. Franchises have been with us forever but only in the past decade or so have they all but obliterated originals from the cinematic landscape.
I had to deal with it in some way so I took everything out of my mind and i was like that for a long time. Until somebody said to me 'You really need therapy.' That was Marlon Brando.
RITA MORENO: JUST A GIRL WHO DECIDED TO GO FOR IT (2020) on Netflix
That quote serves as a bridge between Rita talking about being raped by one of her agents and talking about her obsessive and unhealthy (but consensual) long relationship with Marlon Brando.
- Why are you so eager to help me?
- Because once, a long ago, you did the same for me.
THE MASK OF ZORRO (1995) on Hulu
Forgot this was an origin story. Origin stories are the bane of my existence with franchises. Can't we all assume by now in the end times of neverending franchises that culturally we all know the origins of every movie property that's been around for several decades? Still vaguely remember this being a pretty solid entertainment with a wonderful cast: Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Anthony Hopkins.
Dust to dust, Superman.
SUPERMAN & LOIS (2021) on HBOMax
Speaking of... I wasn't going to watch this if it did the Origin Story yet again but YAY it doesn't. It dispenses with that in the opening 3 minutes. Perhaps I'll watch! Now if only Spider-Man and Batman would quit telling theirs. After 59 and 82 years of those characters respectively in pop culture, we... get... it.
They're saying you're officially bonkers. Unfit to be seen in public. You have to get out there and show them othwerise. Because once they think you're just another unhinged woman driven made her unfaithful hus-- [cuts herself off as said husband enters]
DIANA THE MUSICAL on Netflix
I shan't be watching this given the bad buzz. After The Crown, Spencer, and this this year alone plus obsessive media coverage and docs and a biopic over the past 40 years, I think we've had enough Diana-related projects to last us the rest of our lives, don't you?
I shall look after you. And you will comfort me.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN at Criterion Channel
My good sir, let him finish his soup, before you ask for a lifetime commitment! This James Whale classic is still perfect. And still perfect for October. Part of Criterion's "Universal Horror" series.
To watch Meryl being matched by an actor who is as strong as her, as smart as her, as funny as her, as winning as her, as kind as her, is spectacular. The energy between them is unmistakable...
AMERICAN MASTERS: RAUL JULIA - THE WORLD'S A STAGE on Amazon Prime
In this shot they're talking about Raul & Meryl Streep's run in a production of "Taming of the Shrew" in Shakespeare in the Park. She spit in his face onstage (unplanned, without warning) and his reaction is priceless.
also streaming on Netflix
A Sinister Sect: Colonia Dignidad -Documentary
The Guilty
MAID – Netflix Series
Paik’s Spirit – Netflix Series
Scaredy Cats
The Seven Deadly Sins: Cursed by Light
Swallow
A Knight’s Tale
An Inconvenient Truth
Are You Afraid of the Dark? (season 1)
As Good as It Gets
Awakenings
B.A.P.S.
Babysitters Club (season 2)
Bad Teacher
Britney vs Spears
The Cave
Desperado
Destination Wedding
The Devil Inside
Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Double Team
The DUFF
Eagle Eye
Endless Love
Ghost
Gladiator
Hairspray (2007)
The Holiday
Insidious Chapter 2
Jet Li’s Fearless
The Karate Kid (2010)
Malcolm X
Midnight Mass (miniseries)
Observe and Report
Official Secrets
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Project X
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Rumor Has It…
Seinfeld (all seasons)
Serendipity
Spy Kids
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
Spy Kids 3: Game Over
The Starling
Step Brothers
The Ugly Truth
Till Death
Titanic
Tommy Boy
Unthinkable
Waterworld
Zodiac
later this month
COLLECTIONS streaming on Criterion Channel
Individual films also streaming on Criterion Channel
later this month
also streaming
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Air Force One
Ali
Blippi’s Spooky Spells Halloween
Boxcar Bertha
Castle (all seasons)
Cedar Rapids
Chasing Papi
Class
Clifford
Clockstoppers
Code 46
Crimson Tide
Date Night
Dead of Winter
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
Dr. No
Edge of the World
Escape from Alcatraz
Exorcist: The Beginning
The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave
Flatliners
From Russia With Love
Gemini
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Goldeneye
Goldfinger
Gunda
Happy Feet
Happy Feet Two
The Holiday
House of Games
The Hunger Games (all films)
Hunt for the Skinwalker
Intersection
Licence to Kill
Light It Up
Lost in Space
The Love Guru
Mad Max (1980)
Madhouse
Madonna and the Breakfast Club
Maggies Plan
Maze
Mean Creek
Meet the Spartans
My Best Friend’s Wedding
The Offence
Peeples
The Perfect Holiday
The Program
Queen of the Damned
Racing with the Moon
The Recruit
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Resident Evil: Retribution
Road Trip
Rocky Horror Picture Show (2016)
Rogue Hostage
Rushmore
The Saint
Signs
Sleeping With the Enemy
Sleepless in Seattle
Snatch
Species
Species II
Species III
Species: The Awakening
The Spy Who Loved Me
Star Trek (first 10 films)
Still
Sweet Home Alabama
Sweet Land
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Teen Wolf (1985)
Theater of Blood
Tooth Fairy
Total Recall
Unfaithful
The Untouchables
Victor Frankenstein
Vigilante Force
The Village
The Vow
Waitress
What About Bob?
When a Man Loves a Woman
Within
Wolves at the Door
Wrong Turn 2
later this month
also streaming on Prime...
Bingo Hell – Amazon Original horror movie
Black as Night – Amazon Original horror movie
My Name is Pauli Murray – Amazon Original documentary
A Good Year
Anaconda
Atonement
Bad Hombres (Showtime)
Bad News Bears
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Blue Crush 2
Breach
Bulworth
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Christmas Edition
Dear Christmas
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Duplicity
Exorcist: The Beginning
Fight Club
Flash of Genius
Flight of the Phoenix
Fools Rush In
Garden State
Get Shorty
The Graduate
The Grudge 2
Intolerable Cruelty
It’s Kind Of a Funny Story
Killers
Lansky
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life
Last Action Hero
The Last Exorcism
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Macho: The Hector Camacho Story (Showtime)
Madres (Amazon Original)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Prometheus
Raising Arizona
Resident Evil: Retribution
Rugrats Go Wild
Stomp the Yard
Swimming For Gold
Taken
Thank You For Smoking
The Thing (remake not the 80s original)
Welcome to the Jungle
later this month
also streaming
later this month
also streaming
Admission
A Royal Affair
After the Thin Man
All The President’s Men
American Gigolo
American Graffiti
Argo (Alternate Version)
Bad Boys II
Bad Boys
Bad Words
Ballet 422
Being Flynn
Best Man Down
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Cop II
Beverly Hills Cop III
Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Bill And Ted’s Bogus Journey
Billy Elliot
Black Christmas
Black Hawk Down
Blades of Glory
Blazing Saddles
Blood Father
Bloodsport
Blue Crush
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Bridget Jones’s Diary
Broken City
Caddyshack II
Cake
Cats (2019)
Child 44
City of God
Clash of Titans
Client 9: The Rise And Fall Of Eliot Spitzer
Culpa
Danny Collins
David Lynch: The Art Life
Desperately Seeking Susan
Dinner for Schmucks
Doom Patrol (Season 3)
Doubt
Down A Dark Hall
Downhill
Drop Zone
Dying Young
El Cantante
El Profugo
Emma (2020)
Endless Love
Entre Nos: The Winners 2
Entre Nos: What She Said
Family Matters
Fifty Shades Of Black
For A Good Time, Call… (Alternate Version)
Full House
Gangs of New York
Gangster Squad
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Hacksaw Ridge
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
He Said She Said
Hearts In Atlantis
Hitch
Hitman (Alternate Version)
Hooper
Hostage
House of Wax
House
Imagine That
Ingrid Bergman: In Her Own Words
It Chapter Two
J. Edgar
Johnny English Strikes Again
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Just Mercy
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Kin
Leap Year
LEGO DC Shazam: Magic and Monsters!
Less Than Zero
Little Man
Lincoln
Lottery Ticket
M*A*S*H
Mama
Marathon Man
Misery
Monster’s Ball (Alternate Version)
Moonrise Kingdom
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon’s Vacation
Natural Born Killers
Never, Rarely, Sometimes, Always
Night Catches Us
Orphan
Parental Guidance
Pariah
Police Academy
Poltergeist II: The Other Side
Poltergeist III
Private Parts
Promising Young Woman
Proof Of Life
Racing Stripes
Reservation Road
Say Anything…
Sergeant York
Shaft
Shall We Dance?
She’s All That
Sherlock Holmes And The Great Escape
Sherlock Holmes
Shrek The Third
Simmer
Six Degrees Of Separation
Sliver (Alternate Version)
Snitch
Speedway
Step by Step
Stigmata
Strange But True
Sublet
Superstar
Super 8
Superman & Lois (season 1)
Talk to Me
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Banger Sisters
The Blind Side
The Bonfire of the Vanities
The Book of Eli
The Campaign (Alternate Version)
The Cider House Rules
The Cincinnati Kid
The East
The Eichmann Show
The Internship
The Invisible Man (2020)
The Harvey Girls
The High Note
The Hours
The Legend Of Hercules
The Many Saints of Newark (Warner Bros. Film Premiere)
The Outsiders
The Perfect Storm
The Poseidon Adventure
The Quarry
The Rite
The Running Man
The Way Way Back
The 15:17 To Paris
Things We Lost In The Fire
Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Trance
Tully
Twelve Monkeys
Underwater
Up In The Air
Voyagers
Wall Street
Warm Bodies
Wendy
We're Here (Season 2)
XXX
later this month
WHICH WILL YOU BE WATCHING THIS MONTH? WHICH WOULD YOU LOVE TO SEE A POST ON?