Please appropriately worship Sarah Schaefer's deadpan fabulous "How to sell a TV show in just 3 simple steps".
Sometimes people ask me how to get their own TV show on the air. It's really easy. Just follow these three simple steps! pic.twitter.com/TRzW5LvcXL
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) August 1, 2021
After the jump more fun pop culture tweets we enjoyed this past week so that you don't have to be on the perpetually disorienting hellscape of twitter...
nobody says awoooga anymore. bc of cancel culture
— SarahBennett.pdf (@barahsennett) July 30, 2021
Actressing. https://t.co/WRUW0TzTNI
— Dashiell M. Silva (@dashiellsilva) July 31, 2021
Got kicked out of church today just cuz I brought my THE DEVILS (1971) lunch box. pic.twitter.com/AOGQUGnWZl
— kindertrauma® (@kindertrauma) August 1, 2021
When Lady Gaga drinks, men die pic.twitter.com/UpVbLpVntc
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) August 1, 2021
Hot take: The Shape of Water is the worst Best Picture winner of the 10s
— Ben Miller (@NebIsBen) August 1, 2021
HOUSE OF CUCHI https://t.co/GOpgPijzQ9 pic.twitter.com/YoaBwzXfHL
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) July 29, 2021
Pussy bowS? https://t.co/VRIeKqL4ET pic.twitter.com/zM9WTYA7OY
— David Rush (@dav1drush) July 28, 2021
Combine the first two and you get... pic.twitter.com/b5ADdcVBL7
— Harris Dang (aka Critic Name) @ #FantasiaFest (@FilmMomatic) July 28, 2021
Because male gymnasts don’t have to dance during floor routines they should have to yell “Tah-dah” after every move.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 1, 2021
I missed the "demon twink" discourse somehow but, this feels accurate.
Demon twink starter pack. pic.twitter.com/1Ro8te00Hu
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) August 1, 2021
i trust you're all watching WHITE LOTUS? If so you'll agree that this is the full truth.
— eric eidelstein (@ericeidelstein) August 1, 2021
and we have to end with the stoopidest but quite funny conspiracy theory of them all
It appears we have a spy in our ranks... pic.twitter.com/IeKVR2BJr1
— Scott Mendelson (@ScottMendelson) July 29, 2021