Honk!
Every Batman actor should have to audition with this scene. pic.twitter.com/jzqKqVo9QO
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) September 26, 2022
How much would you pay to see the audition tapes of Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Michael Keaton, and Robert Pattinson? More after the jump including embarrassing deaths, Avatar thoughts, Muppets request, Emily Watson shaming, a brilliant Wes Anderson suggestion, questionable phrasing, and one final round of Dont Worry Darling tweets...
hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
— fredesque (@FredTaming) September 26, 2022
Why is Disney remaking its old cartoons as live-action movies when it could be remaking them as Muppet movies?
— David H. Montgomery (@dhmontgomery) September 26, 2022
I want Emily Watson to tell me she's ashamed of me. pic.twitter.com/O9dRdWe1V6
— Joey Joey Joey (@JoeyMoser83) September 30, 2022
over two hours into Andor and they haven’t done “remember this guy? please clap,” Star Wars fans must be in absolute shambles
— guy online (@fellawhomstdve) September 28, 2022
Ok blonde it has been 10 minutes why has NO ONE sung Let Me Be Your Star? Outrageous.
— Mamma Michael: Here We Go Again! (2018) (@jburks63) September 29, 2022
I’m going to attempt to watch BLONDE and not think about SMASH and how we fully deserved a season 3.
— Ayanna P. (@AyannaPrescod) September 28, 2022
Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area
— caroline (evil) (@vomit_queen) September 28, 2022
Superman Is Doing what pic.twitter.com/HvgicJpjEg
— Buy Physical Media (@TheDiscFather) September 25, 2022
Lol Tom Hanks is totally gonna get a random SAG nom for Elvis, isn’t he
— Will Mavity (@mavericksmovies) September 20, 2022
We’ve failed James Marsden in so many ways https://t.co/78g9w9H3a4
— Christina Grace (@C_GraceT) September 25, 2022
My wife floored me last night by pointing out that, due to recent world events, James Bond no longer works for her majesty's secret service.
— Paul Tobin (@PaulTobin) September 18, 2022
I love movies from the 70s because they’re like “it’s okay to be sweaty for no reason” which is important to me
— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) September 18, 2022
reed richards your marriage is in danger pic.twitter.com/DKXkY6eOi5
— alex (@alex_abads) September 26, 2022
this next one took me a second but well done, Guy.
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) September 22, 2022
avatar was very stupid (unobtainium) but fun and i just rewatched it and the last 12 years of blockbusters have retroactively made it look like citizen kane
— The Pumpkin Dipshit (@HelloCullen) September 26, 2022
and let's close with the endless topic of Dont Worry Darling...
dont worry darling boldly asks the question: what if a white lady tried to write a jordan peele movie
— megan thee stallions twerk wind (@fingerlump) September 26, 2022
My main problem with “Don’t Worry, Darling” is it’s called “Don’t Worry, Darling” and has nothing to do with Tallulah Bankhead assuring a bartender she deserves a seventh Manhattan.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 25, 2022
its called self care pic.twitter.com/uF9CIzQXje
— Jasmine Graham @ CIFF 2022 (@queerfilmnerd) September 23, 2022
Skyler Gisondo and Kaitlyn Dever holding back “curse of Booksmart” conspiracy theories with both hands.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) September 24, 2022