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how it started vs how it's going... pic.twitter.com/585VXhLRIW
— Jacob Tremblay (@JacobTremblay) October 23, 2022
In case you weren't feeling like the crypt-keeper yet, Jacob Tremblay would like to remind you how very ancient you, in fact, are! That tiny prodigiously talented Room star can now drive cars and will be able to vote in the next Presidential election.
Less disturbing showbiz tweets -- mostly of the funny, thoughtful, giddy variety -- are curated for you after the jump...
Being over 30: pic.twitter.com/fCaJLi1Jts
— Morgan (@msmlroberts) October 22, 2022
Box office reporting is actually incredible because any single movie can now be both the biggest dogshit disappointment and a sleeper home run at the same time. It’s a game of spin made completely meaningless by the noise. pic.twitter.com/tuHjpzYASH
— Jeff Zhang 张佶润 (@strangeharbors) October 23, 2022
They never say “we made this one for the fans” when the the reviews are good
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) October 23, 2022
Shocked and kinda disappointed to have discovered/fully realized that since 2015, Tom Hardy has only done *two* non-Venom movies (Dunkirk and Capone). Why is he wasting his prime movie star years like this?
— Jonathan (@jonathanmb32) October 23, 2022
give em the ol razzle dazzle pic.twitter.com/Yp9auYEQAm
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) October 17, 2022
don’t worry tárling
— jihane (@jihanebousfiha_) October 10, 2022
Cate Blanchett as Lydia Tár on hot ones when?
— Sophia (@sophia_cim) October 20, 2022
https://t.co/HRfucpr055 pic.twitter.com/CP3SFLlZcd
— Arun Welandawe-Prematilleke (@ArunIndika) October 21, 2022
‘Michelangelo Antonioni’ is truly one of the most names of all time
— old tom frost (@patterneddreams) October 23, 2022
THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN: if martin mcdonagh/brendan gleeson/colin farrell have a million fans, then i am one of them. if they have ten fans, then i am one of them. if they have only one fan then that is me. if they have no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
— karen han (@karenyhan) October 23, 2022
Every fish you catch and release goes home with an alien abduction story.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 21, 2022
She Said is just the past tense of Women Talking #middleburgfilmfestival
— Cortland Jacoby (@portcortlandia) October 16, 2022
Taylor Swift definitely watched Claire Denis films with Joe and pretended to love them because she wanted to be supportive but hated every single one of them except Let the Sunshine In.
— ege (@egeofanatolia) October 21, 2022
his taste 🔥 #PaulMescal @aftersunmovie @A24 pic.twitter.com/WN81vWIKUo
— Letterboxd (@letterboxd) October 21, 2022
and ending with this one because we feel Jason's pain on this issue. It is absurd how often "cult classic" is trotted out to describe mainstream big budget studio pictures...oscar isaac oscar isaac
— chris 🌙 (@chrisvellx) October 23, 2022
driving driving me crazy pic.twitter.com/EoKVdwu4Az
Major studio release featuring several giant movie stars that grossed $102 million worldwide (in 1988 dollars!!) and racked up five Oscar nominations, including Best Picture and Best Director.
— Jas🎃n B💀iley (@jasondashbailey) October 17, 2022
I am FULL ON BEGGING entertainment writers to learn what a fucking “cult classic” is! https://t.co/oOKWQKc8D1