It's funny because it's true.
one of the craziest parts of hollywood is learning that most celebrity’s email addresses are like, cateblanchett @ gmail . com
— Johnny LaZebnik (@jlazebnik) March 21, 2022
a couple minutes of amusing distraction for you via curated tweets awaits after the jump...
no thoughts just Elaine May using a selfie as her Playbill headshot pic.twitter.com/bIdh4XWusM
— asta (@astaIavistaa) March 23, 2022
Bigots are saying trans women shouldn't be in athletics. Many rightfully disagree. As usual, I remain aligned with Jon Waters: pic.twitter.com/shrAfx7Q8W
— murderđź«€junky (@StefComedyJam) March 22, 2022
anne hathaway is a theater kid, you will never beat a theater kid at these types of games (even if you are the untouchable kelly clarkson) pic.twitter.com/FQiopkySqQ
— alex (@alex_abads) March 22, 2022
some of you are not allowed to enjoy Anne singing Since U Been Gone and you know exactly why
— kevb (@thekevb) March 23, 2022
What if Scorsese did this pic.twitter.com/IasdmuBcua
— chris alsikkan (@AlsikkanTV) March 20, 2022
Am I an artist? pic.twitter.com/0HjUknSYdH
— Morgan (@msmlroberts) March 21, 2022
Joke's on you, straight male viewers being courted by ABC's Oscars telecast: as part of this exchange program, the X-Games will be hosted by Charlotte Rampling and Jim Broadbent.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) March 21, 2022
The Gilded Age is my favorite TV show where actresses that will at one point have played Martha in Virginia Woolf are asked to deliver Wikipedia entries as period dialogue.
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) March 15, 2022
Gilded age ending next week there goes my will to live
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) March 15, 2022
Anne Hathaway saying Father, Son and House of Gucci just added 10 years to my lifespan pic.twitter.com/2cep6wksWd
— Liv Marks (@OliviaLilyMarks) March 16, 2022
The world would be a better place if Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks started making romcoms together again
— shelby. (@cathedralslut) March 16, 2022
Is this what the kids call manifesting pic.twitter.com/dTLVc4waqT
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) March 14, 2022
Here’s Dame Judi Dench stating her performance in “NOTES ON A SCANDAL” as one of her favorite roles. I agree. It might be her best film role too. ❤️🔥pic.twitter.com/49cAyo9hAn
— Vince (@vincentlao18) March 18, 2022
/PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED/ (1986, Coppola, ***1/2) When I was a little kid I thought this movie was so funny and now I'm old enough to realize it's almost unbearably sad.
— Sean Burns (@SeanMBurns) March 16, 2022
Variety is exclusively reporting that 'Dune' stars Jason Momoa and Josh Brolin are close to signing deals to be the only presenters during the pre-live show 'first hour' of Oscars. The irony is staggering. #Oscars
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) March 16, 2022
idk who i want to be more pic.twitter.com/HPdPxLBN78
— maria 🦇 (@westsidesorry) March 13, 2022
Nicole Kidman stars as The Woman Who Ate Photographs in THE WOMAN WHO ATE PHOTOGRAPHS
— Sam Herbst (@smhrbst) March 24, 2022
the way her accent switches up at least 5 times in this 30 second clip pic.twitter.com/zlFqnmdUGe
— bethany (@fiImgal) March 24, 2022
Why are the Oscars trying to appeal to some imaginary 19-year-old straight dude and not the 33-year-old real adult woman who hosts an Oscar party every year (me)
— Marie Bardi (@mariebardi) March 21, 2022
Check out this thread on audition photos for MAD MAX FURY ROAD...
My book "Blood, Sweat & Chrome: The Wild & True Story of Mad Max: Fury Road" has been out for a month! Let's celebrate that with some never-before-seen casting photos. Here's Gal Gadot from her London audition to play Furiosa. (And she almost got the role.) pic.twitter.com/eApdG5HeQG
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) March 22, 2022
TURNING RED related...
they would be friends pic.twitter.com/SL6LhTUDfA
— JB XCX (@JBfromDC89) March 18, 2022
Men think it’s weird that women’s periods sync up, as if you guys don’t grow beards in packs
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 16, 2022
Great, I took my two young children to Turning Red and now have to explain to them what Toronto is
— Grace Smith (@Gracectomy) March 16, 2022
turning red spoilers //
— flick/willow 🥚 (@LEMONCRATEZ) March 13, 2022
GUYS THE GIRLS IKN THE MOVIE ALL HAVE THESE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AND BY THE END OF IT THEY MADE ONE FOR TYLER AS WELL IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/WcNMja3C5K
ANONYMOUS OSCAR BALLOTS will be the death of us all...
who among us did not spend their childhood watching reruns of "I Dream Of Repressed Angry Gay Cowboy" on Nick At Nite https://t.co/sFty5Nk2Do
— Gabrielle Moss (@Gaby_Moss) March 24, 2022
"I don't necessarily think it's a better film than Power of the Dog, but"
— Ronaldo Trancoso Jr (@ronaldotrancoso) March 25, 2022
There's no BUT!!!
Your only job is to vote for the film you think it's better. It's that simple. What's wrong with those people? https://t.co/NJTjisSMbl
Absolutely mind boggling how many people think Power of the Dog is supposed to be a straight forward western. Like of course Benedict feels fake that's the point of the movie!!!!! https://t.co/pwrtZyjwSZ
— James "Eggs" McRoy (@eggs_acid) March 25, 2022
This is one of those "brutally honest" Oscar ballots from some anonymous producer, and, you know, shutting the fuck up is actually an option. pic.twitter.com/thP2wTgkiW
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) March 23, 2022
Say you’re an Oscar nominee reading that latest anonymous ballot by a knuckle-dragging bigot who can’t tell the difference between his TV and his microwave, and he says he’s voting for you — do you pump your fist, or feel you’ve somehow failed?
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) March 23, 2022
This one goes out to all the actressexuals...
It's funny because it's true.
this is the first time "Trends for you" has ever made me horny pic.twitter.com/fMOOfemm1R
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) March 16, 2022
and finally, this is an amazing TikTok... but we still dont get why Cannes thinks TikTok is a great partner for them?
CINEMApic.twitter.com/9vHdBoXIi1
— Notorious DIRI đź‡đź‡ą (@Mahottie) March 17, 2022