Okay so we had the roughest night of insomnia ever (which is saying a lot) followed by crashing which is why we're so slow today. While we prep more Cannes posting, a daydream about celebrities. Would you rather...?
• rock climb with Dominic Cooper?
• try a new mirror affirmation with Shailene Woodley?
• protest the Supreme Court's support of Forced Birth legislation with Cyndi Lauper and Laura Dern?
• join a pole dancing workout class with Brie Larson?
• go see Pamela Anderson in Chicago with Miley Cyrus?
• read Selma's Blair "Mean Baby" with Michelle Pfeiffer?
• learn how to shuck oysters with Lupita Nyong'o?
• try a pole dancing workout class with Brie Larson?
• smell the flowers with Anne Hathaway?
• do the splits with Chris Meloni (or just admire them)?
• drink wine with Glen Powell at Cannes?
• take a day off with Ana de Armas?
• eat hot dogs with "everything" with Florence Pugh?
Pictures are after the jump to help you decide...
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learned a new word tonight. “dilligaf”. courtesy of @creek_wilson. “does it look like i give a fuck?”. told me to say it every morning when i look in the mirror. sage advice.
Bans Off Our Bodies
Made an im-POLE-sive decision to try a new workout class.
Whatever happened to class? @pamelaanderson as Roxie in Chicago is fabulous! Go see her shine while you still can 💋
It’s finally here! Mean Baby, a memoir by my dear friend @selmablair. I can’t wait to dive in. I am also wearing my “mean baby” necklace today, although I have it on the happy side. It has a mean face on the reverse, and you can wear it accordingly to warn people about your mood. So far, it’s been very effective!
I learned how to shuck an 🦪 with the pro, Nick at @TrueChesapeake!! Now accepting part time work... #OysterHustle
It’s not just criminals that are busted on #OC
#oversizedOC #ego #splits #catsmeow #bensonlikesit #clappingpushups #gymonset 🙄
CANNES 2022
🌸 👑 🌹 👑 🌺 👑 #happymayday
day off. ☀️🫶🏻
“Load it with everything,” the hungry woman in very white jeans exclaimed.
“Everything..?” The hot dog trolley lady hesitated, her tongs held in pause in the air.
“Everything,” the hungry woman wearing very white jeans said. Then, looking at her dead straight in the eyes, focusing hard and serious she repeated, “every. Thing.”
AND I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO ADD, THAT I DIDNT SPILL A FECKIN SPLASH OF ANY OF THAT ‘EVERYTHING’ ON THOSE ‘VERY WHITE JEANS’.
P.S if you walk out of The Bourbon on a Saturday night and there’s a fantastic hot dog lady serving out front, GET THAT CASH OUT AND EAT ONE. Cuz it was the tits. Yours truly, FP. x
(Thanks for being my hotdog holder @carybrothers)