Oscar Decree "Thou Shalt Not Perform Cunnilingus."
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 at 1:05PM
NATHANIEL R in LGBT, Oscar Snubs, Oscars (10)

Oscar Trivia!
If you want to be nominated for an Oscar there is one thing you must never do onscreen. You must not go down on a woman. Mila Kunis (Black Swan), Ryan Gosling (Blue Valentine) and Julianne Moore (The Kids Are All Right) all learned this the hard way this Oscar nom' morning. For their sins of servicing the Natalies, Michelles & Annettes of this world, they are banish-ed.

[I was about to insert a blurry screencap here but thought better of it!]

Know the sexual rules, Oscar hopefuls!

 

Jules: And then my tongue started working again.
[Laughter]
Nic: We've been glued at the hip ever since.

Paul: No doubt.

 

Oh sure this was totally okay in the seventies for Jon Voight but he was playing a paraplegic and Jane Fonda is Jane Fonda. Who wouldn't?


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