Just when you think you've seen it all when it comes to James Franco's uncanny ability to keep himself embedded in the popular conversation, even when he doesn't have a movie out (an increasing rarity given the speed at which he throws himself at cameras or behind them), the old dog comes up with a new trick.
In the profile inside he says
I don't want to be confined."
We didn't realize he meant it quite so literally... the other alternate Flaunt cover [NSFW] after the jump.
He didn't use a butt double.