Golden Globe Nominee Madness
Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 7:53AM
NATHANIEL R in George Clooney, Golden Globes, Kate Winslet, TV, precursor awards

It's the last of the big three precursor nominee announcements this morning. Hot on the heels of the BFCA and the SAG announcement we have the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, more commonly known as the Golden Globes. Film and television stars Gerard Butler, Woody Harrelson, Rashida Jones and Sofia Vergara announced the nominees at 8:30 AM EST which went like so...

MOVIES

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA

For a split second when we reached five nominees I thought War Horse would be shut out and for once the Globes wouldn't stump for one of the big movies that was about to open, but nope. The Ides of March is the iffiest film here for an Oscar transfer given lukewarm reception but it's still possible. Especially since it's right in their wheelhouse. 

Ryan Gosling drank the Clooney Koolaid in "Ides of March". So did the HFPA who gave Clooney 3 nominations and Gosling 2

BEST PICTURE, COMEDY or MUSICAL

 People are wondering how Marilyn is a comedy. But, you know, Kenneth Branagh is very funny in it.

It's like teaching Urdu to a badger.

Plus it's got musical numbers so I think it qualifies for their split. The Artist probably has this in the bag but for the Globes willingness to surprise (i.e. far more than other groups) 

BEST DIRECTOR 

Sofia Vergara garbled cutely as she does. "Marine Scorsez" is quite the auteur! Expected list here but for Clooney who was an already a guaranteed show at the ceremony due to the Best Actor nom. The HFPA gets a lot of flack for star-fucking but some of their decisions can't really be explained that way. The star doesn't get to show up twice if you nominated them thusly, and you've cut off the opportunity for another star to show.

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA

People are going to love Mara as "Lisbeth Salander" in that movie so this isn't too much of a surprise. Plus there was room with Williams heading to Comedy/Musical. This omission hurts Kirsten Dunst's campaign. Her traction seemed to begin and end with the Cannes prize for Melancholia. Also shut out was Elizabeth Olsen for Martha Marcy May Marlene.

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY or MUSICAL

In perhaps the biggest surprise of the morning, Carnage snagged 40% of the Female Comedy honors though the film didn't garner a comedy film nod and having Foster and Winslet (who was already coming for Mildred Pierce) knocked out their opportunity to invite Cameron Diaz or somesuch. See what I mean about cock-blocking their own star-fucking?

I think they can mail this one to Michelle Williams.

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BEST ACTOR, DRAMA 

The most glamorous Best Actor lineup in aeons... even at the Globes. Crazy. Though I weep that DiCaprio now looks poised to steal a spot from someone worthier at the Oscars. It's honestly like you just have to be cast in a biopic to participate in Oscar glory. What you come up with once you start filming hardly matter!  

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY or MUSICAL

 The snub as far as Globe-friendly stardom goes is Matt Damon (We Bought a Zoo) and Johnny Depp (Pirates 4). Methinks the HFPA recognizes that they overplayed the Depp card last year. 

I guess this means I need to watch my screener of The Guard. It's one that got away (the initial release, not the screener). 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

It's been a bumpy awards season ride for "ALBERT NOBBS" but both of Rodrigo Garcia's stars, Glenn Close and Janet McTeer won nominations from the Golden Globes

This is looking suspiciously like the Oscar shortlist to come. The big shutouts here are Melissa McCarthy for Bridesmaids (despite love for the film elsewhere) and Vanessa Redgrave (snubbed again!) for Coriolanus. McCarthy's hurdle to Oscar nod is the nature of the film and her role and that's a big hurdle for the comedy averse. And with Vanessa, people must just not be watching their screeners.

This was last chance-ville for Carey Mulligan though, wasn't it. She's just not getting traction for Shame.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR 

So happy for Viggo right now! It's such a clever performance but people have trouble differentiating performances from films and too few people are into this movie to recognize his work. So a pleasant surprise. As I was typing this up I actually typed "Albert Brooks, Moneyball" ... heh. What a different movie that would have been. 

BEST ANIMATED FILM

Cars 2 HFPA, really? We can't go without Pixar in their lemon year?

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM 

 The Globes went for big stars here -- Christian Bale & Zhang Yimou, Angelina Jolie, and our Pedro. But A Separation continues its march towards Oscar. I'm having trouble believing it can win since Oscar rarely goes for the challenging and incredible in that category but we'll see. 

BEST SCREENPLAY

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

No Desplat!? Isn't that against the rules now? 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

The HFPA bought stuck in The Moopets apparently. They just weren't having Bret McKenzie's Muppet songs!

CECIL B deMILLE AWARD

 

TELEVISION AWARDS

BEST DRAMA SERIES

BEST COMEDY SERIES

You can slam the Globes all you like for their star fucking and 'NEW TOY!' ADD but it's important to remember that these things can accidentally lead to awesome things like lineups that don't feel like they could have been drafted 4 years ago. I've only seen one episode of Enlightened but thought it was very very promising and The New Girl is hilarious unless you're allergice to Zooey Deschanel and tweeness which I understand some of you surely are. Your loss!

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA SERIES

 STOWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Myself in 1992-1994 would be so thrilled by this turn of events in 2011.

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY SERIES 

 SO preferrable to the SAG lineup. See... The Golden Globes can bring good things to the world.

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA SERIES

No Michael C Hall though Dexter has definitely seen better days. I can't believe they're doing yet more seasons. It's just a shadow of its former self now. Lesson to all shows: Quit when people will still miss you.

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY SERIES

BEST TELEVISION MOVIE OR MINISERIES

BEST ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION MOVIE OR MINISERIES

BEST ACTOR IN A TELEVISION MOVIE OR MINISERIES 

Sometimes while watching Dowton Abbey I'll have flashes to Iris suddenly remembering Hugh played the young Jim Broadbent.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR TELEVISION MOVIE

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR TELEVISION MOVIE

TOTAL SHUT OUTS:
The Tree of Life and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close 


HOW IS ALL THIS SITTING WITH YOU? Or maybe you're still standing?

 

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