Thoughts I had while staring at the "Magic Mike" poster
Sunday, June 3, 2012 at 10:00PM
NATHANIEL R in Alex Pettyfer, Channing Tatum, Joseph Manganiello, Magic Mike, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey, movie posters, strippers

• I see no magic being performed unless Alex Pettyfer is about to pull something out of that hat.

• If this movie had been made in the 1980s or by Nicolas Winding Refn the blue letters would've been in pink neon.

• I keep wanting to spell something out. If you squint, Matthew, Matt & Joe, and Alex are spelling out Y.M.A but Channing is letterless. Maybe if you flipped Channing horizontally he'd be an "R". What does it all mean? R. Y. M. A.?

"work all day. work it all night" is kind of an awesome tagline. It's self aware. Movie, know thyself!

• If this movie shows less Joseph Mangianello skin than any random episode of True Blood, Steven Soderbergh has failed us all.

• That camouflage will only hide Matt Bomer if he's surrounded by thousands of male strippers in a muddy forest. Hmmmm. 

• Why isn't this opening for my birthday (June 6th) instead of June 29th?

The five most important things about this poster after the jump...

1 and 2

3 and 4 and 5

 

 

...and in roughly that order, too.

 

Or, if I'm being completely honest. The five most important things about this poster are as follows:


Done.

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