Maybe if we'd passed out free handjobs?Last week I asked readers to submit themselves to processing to enter a chance to win a copy of The Master on Blu-Ray. Whether it's the polarizing nature of the film or that I merely asked too much of you -- what's a little processing between friends? -- this contest had less participation than we usually get.
How come?
Nevertheless, The Master strikes me as the sort of film that those who enjoy will end up watching on loop to try to tease out its sometimes obtuse meaning.
Honorable Mentions: Apologies to Derreck whose entry was creepy sublime --- all right all right, we'll do The Talented Mr Ripley for Hit Me With Your Best Shot! -- and Checko whose entry was quite amusing. But I only have two copies to give away. Trust that I wish I had four.
THE WINNERS ARE
Winner #1 is Kenneth.
This informal processing just gets better and better as it goes. Loves it. I don't know if Kenneth is the bald one or the furry one but I'm crushing hard either way.
Winner #2 is Manuel
Who also went the extra mile. He submitted Nicole Kidman for processing! Ha. What would Nicole make of this? LOL. I personally loved it and you will too if you have a little Kidmaniac inside of you... here's a taste:
Are you thoughtless in your remarks?
NO. Biting and truthful maybe. Never thoughtless.
Do you linger at bus stations for pleasure?NO. I prefer train stations. They help me pass the hours.
So click on over to his blog to read the full processing.
Gentlemen, your Blu-Rays are on the way (or will be as soon as you get in touch with me to arrange)!