The Missi Pyle Experience is a wrap.
Before I go, I want to give y'all a sentence or two about eight photos, a few of which Nathaniel asked me about.
GALAXY QUEST (1999)
Tony Shalhoub is a fucking dream boat. This movie was the best experience of my life. Also every day Alan Rickman sat and ate lunch with us like a real human being, not in his trailer. He is like a beacon from heaven. I am so lucky I got to do this movie.
[Gina Gershon and Joan Rivers after the jump... ]
SPRING BREAKDOWN (2009) - NATHANIEL'S FAVORITE ME
Those are my boobs. Well. the part you can see...
WITH CHRISTINA MOORE
Nathaniel asked me "How drunk were you...?"
Oh my god. My BFF Christina Moore and I went to Vegas and were looking for someone to give us a free dinner. They will do that sometimes. Anyway. we got invited to Amy Smart's birthday party. I had never even met Amy Smart. They gave us a bunch of free food. They would come and take a picture of us eating and or drinking it and then they literally took it away. It was humiliating. Now i just go and pay for my food.
Oh my god. I cant believe I didn't mention this! I also have a movie coming up Directors Cut. A crowd funded movie within a crowd funded movie written by Penn Jillette and directed by Adam Rifkin. I play Missi Pyle in the film within the film. I get stalked by Penn's character and he kidnaps me and makes me reenact scenes from the movie within the movie with him in the basement. HAHAHAHA. I have NO idea what to expect from this film. It was the craziest experience of my life. There is NO ONE LIKE PENN JILLETTE. He is a master of EVERYThING
WITH GINA GERSHON
Gina Gershon. We did "Boeing-Boeing" together on Broadway. Then went to Puerto Rico to shoot this web series for Crackle called "The Cleaners". She wrote a spellbindingly insanely brilliant book about her cat called How I found my pussy and lost my mind. Or something. She is my spirit animal.
This photo is from my solo show "Sexy as Hell" that i did on a gay cruise. One night there was a costume party, it coincided with my show. So I wore this costume for my show that night. Also the costume I got from a promo I did with Joan Rivers for her live coverage of the Oscar preshow in 2012. She basically dresses me for the Oscars. It's adorable. As was Joan. I feel so lucky to have met her.
Here is a picture from the first moment I met her. She walked up to me and said:
"Oh honey. You are in that movie with that fucking dog. All of you have been taking it from that dog!!! Here honey why don't you give it to this dog.
I mean, really? Have you ever????
And finally... THE REAL SECRET TO GETTING AN OSCAR
Never give up, never surrender!