In no particular order after the jump...
Birdman voice in Keaton's head: "What the fuck are you doing? This speech is going on forever. Now you're blubbering like a baby? Man up."
— Michael Cusumano (@SeriousFilm) January 12, 2015
Orange is the new... color... of everybody. #GoldenGlobes
— nate corddry (@imnatecorddry) January 12, 2015
DO IT @COLINHANKS DO IT STEAL THE VOIGHTSCARF #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/ySoQJ6JGmV
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 12, 2015
Josh Jackson and Katie Holmes stood on the stage at the Globes tonight, felt superior to Michelle Williams for the first time in a while.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) January 12, 2015
"Why is your photo of Ruth Wilson winning the golden globe in my category on a dead girl's phone"
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) January 12, 2015
I'm not going to say ANYTHING about how the Clooney montage cut from "...shine a light on atrocities" to footage from The Descendants.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) January 12, 2015
Every black person you know right now #Selma pic.twitter.com/2ITAGcyBd9
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) January 12, 2015
I am LOVING Felicity Jones' red carpet look #GoldenGlobes: pic.twitter.com/1n1VJkN9zw
— Laurence Barber (@bortlb) January 12, 2015
Looking at #GoldenGIobes stats, none of the Big Four networks won a TV award...
— Eric Deggans at NPR (@Deggans) January 12, 2015
Frances McDormand is the new Tommy Lee Jones. #GoldenGIobes pic.twitter.com/vsO00lnMGe
— Jordan C Wellin (@JordanWellin) January 12, 2015
Reality show idea: Frances McDormand reacting with barely-concealed impatience to everything.
— tad friend (@tadfriend) January 12, 2015
You haven't lived until you've heard Jeremy Renner refer to female anatomy as "the Hurt Locker." #GoldenGIobes
— Jordan Veilleux (@veilleuxwho) January 12, 2015
Aspiring writers and creatives: before you put pen to paper, ask yourself "would this turn Maggie Gyllenhaal on?"
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) January 12, 2015
"Everybody knows Ralph Fiennes was robbed of the Golden Globe. What my fan fiction pre-supposes is… what if he wasn't?"
— kateyrich (@kateyrich) January 12, 2015