14 Favorite Golden Globe Tweets
In no particular order after the jump...
Birdman voice in Keaton's head: "What the fuck are you doing? This speech is going on forever. Now you're blubbering like a baby? Man up."
— Michael Cusumano (@SeriousFilm) January 12, 2015
Orange is the new... color... of everybody. #GoldenGlobes
— nate corddry (@imnatecorddry) January 12, 2015
DO IT @COLINHANKS DO IT STEAL THE VOIGHTSCARF #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/ySoQJ6JGmV
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 12, 2015
Josh Jackson and Katie Holmes stood on the stage at the Globes tonight, felt superior to Michelle Williams for the first time in a while.
— Joe Reid (@joereid) January 12, 2015
"Why is your photo of Ruth Wilson winning the golden globe in my category on a dead girl's phone"
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) January 12, 2015
I'm not going to say ANYTHING about how the Clooney montage cut from "...shine a light on atrocities" to footage from The Descendants.
— Nick Davis (@NicksFlickPicks) January 12, 2015
Every black person you know right now #Selma pic.twitter.com/2ITAGcyBd9
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) January 12, 2015
I am LOVING Felicity Jones' red carpet look #GoldenGlobes: pic.twitter.com/1n1VJkN9zw
— Laurence Barber (@bortlb) January 12, 2015
Looking at #GoldenGIobes stats, none of the Big Four networks won a TV award...
— Eric Deggans at NPR (@Deggans) January 12, 2015
Frances McDormand is the new Tommy Lee Jones. #GoldenGIobes pic.twitter.com/vsO00lnMGe
— Jordan C Wellin (@JordanWellin) January 12, 2015
Reality show idea: Frances McDormand reacting with barely-concealed impatience to everything.
— tad friend (@tadfriend) January 12, 2015
You haven't lived until you've heard Jeremy Renner refer to female anatomy as "the Hurt Locker." #GoldenGIobes
— Jordan Veilleux (@veilleuxwho) January 12, 2015
Aspiring writers and creatives: before you put pen to paper, ask yourself "would this turn Maggie Gyllenhaal on?"
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) January 12, 2015
"Everybody knows Ralph Fiennes was robbed of the Golden Globe. What my fan fiction pre-supposes is… what if he wasn't?"
— kateyrich (@kateyrich) January 12, 2015
Reader Comments (7)
My favorite is Nick Davis'. Lol.
"Does it turn Maggie G on?" is right! Damn straight!
So glad I got to see at least on Gyllenhaal kick ass last night.
Yeah, Nick wins.
Michael and Tad.
Chelsea and Laurence FTW (maybe Jones' look was homage to Moore's Safe perf?)
Katey wins for me. One of my favorite Royal Tenenbaums lines.
I loved that we all collectively learned Sunday night that Frances McDormand SIMPLY JUST CANNOT most times. Forever bowing @ that woman.
A+ to Nick Davis, that movie just doesn't get trashed enough. Remember how it won Screenplay and is pretty much solely responsible for infecting Shailene Woodley onto the world?