We weren't allowed to say this for fear of screening crashers but as you're reading this I'm probably watching the credits crawl at the end of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. More soon obviously.
The past week has been just crazy with awards announcements and it's easy to drop usual columns on accident but I can't not share these choice tweets that amused.
Clue, Sir Patrick Stewart, Golden Globes and a lot of Star Wars silliness after the jump...
When Darwin wrote The Origin of Species, he really skimped on explaining the whole gays-and-actresses thing
— Tim Robey (@trim_obey) December 9, 2015
Happy 30th birthday to "Clue," the most American movie. It's about a house full of white murderers who think outsiders are the problem.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 14, 2015
When you Captain Picard and Professor Xavier, but your abs still go on auditions pic.twitter.com/GvdQSXqXnT
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) December 10, 2015
There's a war in the stars now??? Thanks Obama.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) December 13, 2015
The only star war I'm interested in is the one happening between Streep and Fonda here. pic.twitter.com/bJYm3QMaSz
— Kyle Stevens (@cinementalist) December 11, 2015
Puss In Boots VS. Kinky Boots on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/ANc5Vi6std
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) December 10, 2015
the rise of Donald Trump is like a remake of A Face in the Crowd directed by Brett Ratner
— Matt Oswalt (@puddinstrip) December 12, 2015
all 7.1 billion people currently living on the planet we call earth, ranked from worst to best (you won't believe number 3,209,194!).
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) December 10, 2015
AWARDS SILLINESS!
"Golden Globe comedies in the summer, Oscar dramas in the winter." - Meryl Streep teaching kindergarten
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 10, 2015
Oscar FYC: Revive “Best Dance Direction” cancelled in 1938 because pic.twitter.com/mels9f9hf3
— Nathaniel Rogers (@nathanielr) December 10, 2015
Only in gay movies do people ask which half of a couple is the lead and which one is supporting.
— Dusty Huskey (@huskydusty) December 10, 2015
Dec: The Golden Globe nominations are terrible! Jan: The Golden Globes ceremony is terrible! Feb: The Oscars need to be fun like the Globes!
— Tim Grierson (@TimGrierson) December 10, 2015