Happy New Year's Eve! One last year in review list during the actual calendar year (though you know 2017 film year doesn't truly end until the Oscars are handed out). Here's Nathaniel R...
[Pictured left: Lady Bird just needed to see some D. We've all been there.]
In a not so festive season when we've all been thinking hard about a lot of terrible thinkings like corrupt governments and oligarchies, sexual misconduct and systemic isms that make life such an oppressive mess for so many people (and damage everyone -- even the opporessors -- since we all are truly in this life together) as well as the terror of both climate change and this particular cold snap (I'm super sick right now, yay!) it may feel counterintuitive to be silly and celebrate, I dunno, sexy movie men.
But it is New Year's Eve as I type this (my least favorite holiday since i can remember... I only like to goof off at home and make lists for this one) and we must start the New Year on a positive hedonistic note. Puritanism is bad for you anyway since sex and the enjoyment of sexy things can be a source of immense joy and pleasure and intimacy and/or whatever both consenting parties have agreed upon.
If you're a cinephile some part of you loves to look so this one's for you as we ogle some movie men after the jump. We squeezed them into six themed groups in their showoff or coy glory from which you should vote and choose the winners, okay? Okay!
1 SIDEBAR HEROICS
2 THE 'BRING HOME TO MOTHER' CATCHES
(It's not our fault one of the mom's took this literally)
3. THE HAUNTED SOLDIERS
Who will sooth their sexy sexy loneliness?
4 THE PEACOCKS
Place your bets, throw your beads, buy your tickets, or just gawk. They love to be looked at.
5 NATURE BOYS
6 TWINK WARS
In the comments we'll gladly take other thirsty suggestions, too!