By now you've already gawked at Zac Efron's naked body serving up a horizontal pee gag. The image has been shared relentlessly since the trailer of That Awkward Moment premiered a few days ago.
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I wasn't going to say anything in the interest of timeliness but it turns out the power of ___ compels me. But it's not about Zac Efron. That awkward NSFW moment plus a reader poll (I apologize in advance!) is after the jump.
That Awkward Position
Y'all have no idea how hard I wished they had released these photos of Zac and Miles Teller WITHOUT the context provided in the desperately redband trailer (so much cussing, so many dick jokes) for That Awkward Moment which would have made an awkward "Yes No Maybe So" from the imbalances -- it's all "no" column.
But...
imagine how much fun we could have had with a "Say What?" installment. Also can we officially feel bad that Miles Teller does the same pose as Zac in the trailer and the internet only screen caps / viral shares Efron? Or that there isn't a matching third shot of Michael B Jordan for a full set? I mean he takes the Viagra too.
Do not hug me with no pants on."
Awkward Oscar Segueway
Although, come to think of it, a crude nude pee gag from Jordan might not be the best thing for his impending Fruitvale Best Actor campaign. You know we woulda photoshopped that right up ("Consider...").
That Awkward Moment opens January 31st, 2014, two weeks after the Oscar nominations are announced. If Jordan makes the list this movie is going to be such an awkward victory lap.