Even Mama Ru was having a good, silly time this week. The vibes are immaculate.
CLÁUDIO ALVES: Well, our returned queens’ makeover hopes were dashed. Instead, we got a pretty lackadaisical filler episode, lacking urgency, devoid of great stakes and even bereft of an elimination. To make matters worse, it also probably means we won’t have a ball this season! Still, despite all that, “Drag in a Bag” was a delightful hour of television that finally got me rooting for Jane and Discord, finding them entertaining in their respective frustration and “good vibes only” attitude. Ru certainly seemed to enjoy the queens this week, having fun with them in a way that’s rare to see outside the Drag Race UK set. Were you similarly enthused by this episode’s shenanigans, or are you starting to get restless, anticipating the final stretch of a season that, so far, seems to have an obvious victor? Too obvious, perhaps.
NICK TAYLOR: Too obvious is absolutely the right word for it, yet who else could reasonably take her on at this point? Thank god she finally had fun on the show. Hell, everyone had fun, even as they were rolling on the floor from sleep deprivation and inventing competitors from the scraps of whole cloth. I had fun, even though the queen’s anti-Discord campaign and the show’s continued neglect of Darlene as a legitimate threat make me worry about their futures...
The episode starts in a somber mood, as the queens return to the Werk Room following Athena’s elimination. Juicy is devastated, but she’s determined to continue in the competition on behalf of her fallen family. Watching her teach the other queens how to say “I love you very much” in Greek moved me deeply. Sagapo, Athena. More than that, the girls are rooting for Juicy to find herself without Mia or Athena to shepherd her along. In fact, the girls are rooting for each other across the board, with Kenya’s high placement getting about as much applause as Jane’s second win. The only exception is our resident punk diva, whose declaration that “If you’re in Discord-land like me, I was in the top!” inspires the six other queens to admit they thought she would be in the bottom with Athena. To her credit, Discord expresses a level of serene self-confidence in her confessionals I found totally endearing. It’s her French vanilla fantasy! I need to believe in myself across all aspects of my life as fully as Discord does.
CLÁUDIO: Discord has become the Valentina she wanted to see in the world and, for that, she earns my love. That sort of confidence is hard to project without souring into open arrogance, yet she does it. Rather than shade anyone else, she’s just happy to be comforted by her own delusions (for the record, she did not deserve a low placement for the Rusical, as Nini, Juicy and Athena were all worse). What a good hang!
Next day in the Werk Room, after some good-natured jokes about Darlene’s longevity in the competition and all the random shit she decided to bring along with her to Drag Race, it’s time for some reading. Ru comes in with a naked hunk in tow to declare that the library is officially open, giving way to a Reading mini-challenge that’s not a disaster by any means, while also lacking some memorable bite. I guess that’s the price to pay for a bunch of sisters who seem to genuinely get along, that they won’t be as mean to each other as reading demands. The only illiterate bitch is Juicy, who gets no laughs whatsoever, though the editing tries to make Discord look like a mess of dry delivery. I don’t know about you, but I thought “Juicy Love Dion is what happens when you dismantle the Department of Education” to be one of the funniest lines of the whole episode.
That said, Myki Meeks and Jane Don’t have the best flow, the most confidence, and it all seems to come down to the two of them as far as picking a winner is concerned. Ru goes with Florida’s own Arya Stark, and I see no reason to complain. Would you have chosen otherwise?
NICK: I might have chosen Jane for her read of Kenya’s talent, but Myki’s a great winner. Discord’s joke about Jane’s imposter syndrome was pretty great - I’d have laughed.
After that, it’s the moment we at home have been waiting for since last week’s trailer, as Ru announces the eliminated queens are making a return to the competition. The surviving queens go through all five stages of grief as a naked hand opens the Pit Crew door. In a cruel twist of fate, Ru has once again tricked the girls and the me, as the Pit Crew wheels in suitcases from each eliminated queen. They’re chock full of spare fabrics, and Ru asks the queens to make a party dress, presumably to celebrate making it halfway through the competition, dancing on their sister’s graves using their own cloth.
Myki Meeks gets the first pick of the litter as the mini-challenge winner. She then picks the next queen to grab a bag, that queen picks who goes next, all the way down the line until the last queen gets the last suitcase. As it turns out, that girl is Discord. She takes this as a sign that these other bitches are intimidated by her chops from the previous design challenges. In order of selection, we have:
Myki Meeks and Briar Blush
Kenya Pleaser and Vita VonTesse Starr
Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr
Jane Don’t and Ciara Myst
Darlene Mitchell and Athena Dion
Nini Coco and DD Fuego
Discord Addams and Mandy Mango
Love how Vita’s little anime flashback clip is the only one that’s not embarrassing. Meanwhile, Mia gets her Bloody Mary performance and Mandy gets called a literal table again. Do any of these pairings stand out to you?
CLÁUDIO: Kenya picking Vita was very smart of her, as that’s the suitcase I’d have picked if given the chance, too. I also commend Juicy for knowing her grandma enough to go for the auntie’s luggage instead. Finally, knowing what we now know, DD Fuego would’ve been a good choice as she has actual connections in the fashion world. That being said, I can’t blame the girls for avoiding her suitcase based on what they saw her present during the season. Which leaves Discord at a clear disadvantage, having to come up with a lewk from materials that point toward a sunny, yellow-forward aesthetic that couldn’t be further from Miss Addams’ preferred style.
The only person in that room with more reason to be crestfallen about what’s inside their luggage is Jane. Though at first, the Seattle entertainer seems delighted by the wide array of textiles Ciara left for her. Until she starts to unravel them, discovering she was left a bunch of scraps, discarded hair nets and miscellaneous garbage from the other queen’s sewing room. The vibe shift around Jane, from jubilant to panicked, is the funniest thing in an episode full of hilarious bits, and, for once, the ginger menace is a hoot to watch. Moreover, this obstacle in her trajectory isn’t something born out of her usual paranoia, but an actual challenge that has her working at a higher degree of difficulty.
Assuming the suitcase would be meant for another queen, I would have done the same as Ciara. Why spend money buying good shit to help your competition? Or maybe I’d have pulled a Briar move, who, according to some social media revelations, only provided the sparkly fabric Myki finds in her case, stuffing the remaining space with fabrics she took from the Drag Race wall during the Girl Group challenge. Still, some queens considered that they might be required to create an outfit from these materials themselves. Ciara had an appliqué forward design in mind, while I must assume Athena had a battle plan ready, considering the very specific ratios of black stretch and zebra print she gifted Darlene.
Which suitcase would you have picked? And would you have done what Ciara did and I would have done if given the chance, gifting garbage to the other contenders? You’re a kind soul, so I assume you’d be more generous.
NICK: I think it would’ve been generous and slapdash, very on brand. Love Briar’s decision to just steal Drag Race fabrics, which I could also imagine doing. The fact that production took their offerings to pack them in those suitcases makes it even funnier to me. They tricked Jane with their artful arrangements! Those fiends!! Vita or Ciara would probably be my first pick, but Mandy’s colors are tempting.
While Jane is losing her mind, the other queens have developed battle plans and proceeded accordingly. Kenya is determined to redeem herself after bottoming in both previous design challenges. No one can convince me her second look was bottom-worthy, by the way. When it’s time for her one-on-one with Ru she presents drawings for a red velvet disco suit, a death knell for your average makeover challenge, but seems very in line with the understated glitz and glamour Kenya’s presented on the runway. Ru gives her some good advice about how to tailor the look to her proportions, and Kenya fucking runs with it. Juicy also receives good feedback on her Kylie Minogue-esque slitted jumpsuit, but she gets a better push from Ru’s suggesting she wear padding as a sign of versatility. Not only does she really consider these instructions, she doesn’t ask any of the other queens to help her sew, a first for Juicy in the competition.
Nini lets DD’s prints do most of the talking. She chooses to keep things simple, while recognizing the construction needs to be impeccable for the loud tones to compliment rather than crash and burn. Myki and Darlene both lean towards chic designs to put over their limited fabric options. Discord, on the other hand, works very hard to make these tropical fruit flavors fit into her brand, doing so by using a fuckton of safety pins to hold her garment together rather than sewing or hot-gluing it. Some of the other girls are suspicious of it, but fuck them! Discord looked for loopholes and found them. Eat it!!
I want to ask you your thoughts on the burgeoning resistance to her whole getup, but first, let’s commemorate Just Crystal, the first Porkchop of the season and one of the funniest mass hallucinations I’ve ever seen. Jane and Kenya deserved to win for this ridiculous feat of improv alone, turning a slip of the tongue from Jane into a woman of real vibrance and character. Actually, they deserved it for making poor Juicy wonder if there actually was a queen she sent home in a lip sync to Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5”. Oh, but that should be a lip sync song for real!! The girls are delirious with exhaustion, but god are they funny.
CLÁUDIO: The vibes are immaculate this episode, bringing me back to the all-nighters spent in college finishing costumes or maquettes or set pieces. They’re running on fumes and getting drunk off of them, too. Indeed, this group is fun enough to sustain an edit that sacrifices a lot of the episode to these Werk Room segments, up to and including Ru’s visit to dish out advice.
For Jane, this is an opportunity to communicate how much of an added challenge she faces compared to the other girls. They also bond over Bette Middler, which can only help the Seattle Eeyore. For Juicy, it’s that time in every season when the head bitch in charge starts talking versatility and, in the Dion baby’s case, this manifests in asking for pads and breasts. For Discord, this is the time to get some modelling lessons from Mama Ru. The mise-en-scène is giving Gen I Pokémon battle. Sadly, Discord remains serving splashing Magikarp rather than cunty Tsareena. At least, the show’s host is entertained, falling deeper in love with her awkward daughter while the remaining girls stare daggers into their sister.
But speaking of Discord, let’s talk rules, cheating, and whatnot. There are actual norms the queens should follow and, whenever they go too far, production gets involved as we saw last season when Hormona Lisa was made to remove the rhinestones from her design challenge lewk. Furthermore, through social media intel, we know Discord was told she could not use a red jumpsuit as the base for her ensemble. So, she cut gloves and tights from that piece, making them into accessories that are allowed. All this to say that, while they might not be used in the spirit of the challenge, the 800 safety pins are not against the rules. Just like Raja’s tulle wasn’t against the rules in season 3, or Bob’s cardboard in season 8. At most, Discord didn’t embrace the materials.
I would also point out that using the sewing and styling tools provided by production as the ultimate focus of a design challenge creation isn’t unheard of. Last year, Arrietty won the ball with a costume whose impact depended primarily on the color story she got onto the fabrics through spray paint and the coral-like shapes she formed with the same hot glue guns that other girls were using in lieu of the sewing machines. Being crafty is part of the challenge and, in that regard, Discord was the smartest of the bunch, the sharpest tool in this glittery toolshed of a cast. Honestly, the other girls were just bitter. Thoughts?
NICK: If they’re mad about her not honoring the spirit of the challenge or whatever, so be it, but it’s very silly to me. Maybe it’s a missed opportunity for Discord to not embrace Mandy’s bright colors, but she presented her brand so well. It reminds me a lot of how Ru treated Lydia last year, doting over this rough-edged alt queen who could use a mother’s guiding hand.
This one-sided feud also stands out as one of the only frictions in an episode largely defined by new boot goofin’. How did we leave out Juicy learning what “The Juice is loose” means in her confessionals after she says it to Ru? Just a brilliant moment of television. Where one solitary action was given the depth and development of a short story, we surely only heard part of Jane and Myki’s philosophical ruminations on The Black Eyed Peas’ 2008 masterpiece “Boom Boom Pow”. It’s a rich cultural analysis, a lively debate between some of the finest queer scholars practicing today, a tradition recognizable from so many shitpost discussions I’ve had with friends. With you, even! “Boom Boom Pow” better be the finale song this season or I’ll lose it.
Still, the greatest moment of their mirror shenanigans come from the one and only Darlene. While getting ready she confides to Jane that she has a degree, in fashion of all things, and has not mentioned it until this very moment. I love this, and I love her sense of fashion, so hearing her talk about how she’s always gotten lost in the sauce of different textiles is so delightful. As the other queens discuss this revelation against all the utterly unique things Darlene has packed - the clown gear, all those shoes Michelle hates - Darlene decides it’s time to bring out the big guns and drops down a plastic bag with at least half a dozen bobs tucked away. It’s insane. All the girls start trying on wigs with maybe a quarter of their mugs put on at best. Kenya responds by whipping out the emergency two-shake bob she keeps under her station at all times, which gags the girls almost as bad as everything Darlene is serving in her blonde Karen unit. They can’t take it! Nor can Myki take how passable Nini looks in her Darlene Mitchell custom off-the-rack bob. And it’s only the first bag! Cláudio, I love these queens so much.
CLÁUDIO: “Mambo No. 5” and “Boom Boom Pow” should, at the very least, be included in the LaLaPaRuZa selection. Maybe, that way, they’ll manage to summon the spirit of Crystal and we’ll get to see this legendary queen, gone too soon from the competition. Hell, bring back that medium who communicated with Utica’s dead cow friend to host the ritual.
There’s nothing else I can add to your pretty, perfect description of the chaos going on in the Werk Room. Delightful chaos that only made me fall in love deeper with these queens, some of whom I’d been resistant to until this week. So, let’s move on to the main stage, where Mama Ru looks splendid in multi-colored sequins, cut into a fringe cascade down her statuesque figure. She’s a vision, but not even this queen can outshine the true Supermodel on set - the glorious Iman. At 70, she’s never been more beautiful, dragged up in a floral number with a dramatic silhouette well worthy of the Drag Race runway. Thierry Mugler’s muse has a presence like none other and, for the first time in a long while, it truly feels like a legend is bestowing the gift of their presence on the queens and us, the show’s loyal audience. Honestly, the rest of the episode could have just been Iman sitting there, and I’d have been happy as a clam.
But it wasn’t meant to be so, for there’s a catwalk presentation to judge, prizes to award, and so forth. This week, on the runway, category is… “Party!”
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Darlene Mitchell is going to the VMAs After Party in this short lil’ number, made from Athena’s skimpy little offerings of black stretch fabric and an abundance of zebra print. In the Werk Room, our favorite country girl turned Glamazon mentioned cutting off a train at the last minute and that was probably the right decision, as this ensemble sings through simplicity, balancing out the garish exuberance of that animal motif with a sleek minimalism. Darlene’s only issue is that black has a real hard time popping off on this stage, so the silhouette of her tiny waist and legs for days loses some impact. Love the matching trim on the purse and earrings. Not sure if I understand the red mullet from the mullet bag, but the pop of color is appreciated. What do we think of this mug, though? The neutrals and boy brow soften up Darlene’s whole face in a way I wasn’t expecting.
NICK: Her mug is so gorgeous and soft it’s blowing me away. I love the red mullet as a bright pop of color, to the point where I can’t decide if a white or red shoe would have complimented the ensemble more. Dariene’s skill with taking gaudy materials and making them elegant is magnificent.
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I’m not sure I love the silhouette on Discord Addams, or the thigh slits at the top of her boots. But as a feat of distressing clothes into art, I’m pretty gobsmacked by what she’s serving. The blood-encrusted rhinestoned gloves, the architectural stability of the top, all those safety pins doing what God intended them to do. It’s her best design challenge by far, capped off with great accessorizing and one of the best mugs she’s served all season.
CLÁUDIO: She accessorized to perfection, and I’m not sure if it’s the way she built the garment or a change in posture, but, for once, Discord actually has an hourglass shape to her body. Beyond that, the juxtaposition of distressed textiles creates a powerful effect, silver on black on silver, with those pops of red balancing out the ensemble. Even the wig is pulling its weight, balancing out the styling. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but tens, tens, tens across the board for Discord Addams on her End-of-the-World party fit.
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Juicy Love Dion is going to a Miami Beach Party in velour and rhinestones, with a new, ginger wig crowning her petite, pretty head. It’s all very Kylie Minogue-inspired, very kinetic, though those chains keep snagging on the fabric as they swing about the place. Not sure, I love the bottom half, though it all looks polished. I’d also do away with the shoulder pads inching into the decolletage and pick different shoes. Some silver strappy sandals would’ve been preferable.
NICK: The ginger wig is major, and overall I think this is the best look Juicy’s assembled all season. It’s a fabulous departure from the sculptures she’s been wearing, kinetic and sexy in a way her clothes usually don’t present onstage. Don’t love the shoe either, but I think she pulls this number off quite nicely.
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The phoenix known as Jane Don’t has risen from the ashes of Ciara Myst’s discard pile. If the image of a shapely Mugler insect dress is not an immediate grabber for me, it’s almost hypnotic to study Jane’s craftiness. She made those appliqués?? It hugs her silhouette, and she manages the neat trick of creating a simple impression that announces its technical difficulty and purpose the more you look at it, capped off by the furious flame of a wig.
CLÁUDIO: If I wanted to be extra nitpicky, I might take issue with the shade of orange she chose for the wig and the dissonance of that collar-cum-choker that’s been sewn into some mismatched nude illusion. But those are minor things to consider when the general effect of this Grammys After-Party outfit is so dazzling. The way Jane negotiated her maximalist aesthetic with the constraints imposed by limited resources is really something - a pieced-together stripe with appliqués on top, a matching clutch and fascinator, plus a bunch of bracelets to add even more dimension to the striped sleeves. I’m stupefied that she got this all done in so little time, all those seams and pattern sectioning and hand-sewing of the swirling motifs on top… amazing. While not as immediately spectacular as Nymphia’s ties-akimbo look or Utica’s sleepbag couture, this is up there with those in terms of technical achievement on a Drag Race design challenge. Not to get ahead of myself, but, if I were judging, Discord and Jane would be the top two, craftiness and skill battling it out for the win.
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I’m undecided on a lot of things regarding Nini Coco’s Fashion Week Post-Show Garden Party getup. Is that fashion illustration print a boon or a curse? Is the orange bodysuit with boot covers a good contrasting, offbeat choice, or does it clash with the buzzy pattern that includes no orange whatsoever? Is the way you can barely see her hands purposefully avant-garde or a miscalculation? And what about the wig, whose nape seems to be coming undone, and whose icy shade of blonde isn’t the most flattering for Nini’s pasty ass? One thing I know for sure is that I don’t care for the butt cape she takes off halfway through her runway walk. Love the technical brio on display, but not sure I’d rank it above safe.
NICK: Tommy also hated the cape, and while I appreciate the drama of it I didn’t really miss it. I’d love to see what Nini’s fit would look like if the orange was stockings or boots rather than a bodysuit. Let that midriff breathe, and maybe lower the skirt so it’s not in danger of Serena Cha Cha proportions. I like the challenges she set for herself, and it’s well-made, but the payoff isn’t as successful as I’d hoped.
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Even more than Darlene, Myki Meeks’ runway presentation is hampered by how unflattering the Drag Race stage is to dark colors. Her body, and the tailoring she’s done to make these winter accessories fit so snuggly, gets swallowed up in all that navy blue. I wish she was wearing a different-colored wig. Be blonde, diva! As is, I like this but don’t love it, and wish the muffs on her hands and her ears were a little bigger.
CLÁUDIO: I, too, wish the proportions of those accessories were a tad more exaggerated. Drag it up, girl! Still, there’s a nice Barbie-core vibe to this utterly inappropriate Après-Ski Party lewk where everything is as matchy-matchy as you’d see in a piece of Mattel packaging. She’s only missing a little plastic pet to complete the fantasy. All in all, it’s a safe from me, with the caveat that a lot of this would sing in other hues - the navy blue looked so much bluer in the Werk Room, and the choice to use her natural hairline keeps boxing Myki into these brunette units that struggle to pop on the main stage.
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Last, but not least, Kenya Pleaser is going to a Disco Party in fifty shades of ruby red. It’s a simply design executed to near perfection, my only caveat being that the bishop sleeves could have done with some internal plumping in lieu of a more structured textile that I’m sure wasn’t available from Vita’s suitcase. Love the hair, as I always do, even if it’s starting to be played out by this point in Kenya’s Drag Race tenure. The flower-like adornment helps freshen it up. The mug is right, the shape is better than it’s ever been, the velvet Swiss waist is a touch of genius.
NICK: Kenya looks so fucking happy, so absolutely proud of herself, and who can blame her? Rarely has a contestant redeemed themselves so completely from past failures. She looks exquisite, with those gold bracelets and hoop earrings complimenting those reds beautifully. “Apple-cheeked face” has never applied to anyone more than it applies to Kenya’s beaming face. Tommy and I were howling with joy when she came out, and we didn’t stop until she left the stage.
The queens are assembled onstage for critiques, and it seems like a safe bet the cast will be getting judged together going forward. To a one, the judges are ecstatic, finding some nits to pick where appropriate but so delighted by the baseline quality and inventiveness of the queens. Which, I don’t know, I would have felt bad if any of these divas were placed in the bottom, but when the harshest critiques are about Juicy and Darlene’s shoes... diva are we sure? It’s not nearly as egregious as season 16’s bullshit during the political anthem, but the aftertaste isn’t as sweet as when I was watching it. Who did too well when they were “supposed” to be sent home?
Anyways, the judges are living for these runways. It’s nice to see them really ask about the materials the queens were given, praising their creativity and their technical chops. It doesn’t even feel like the edit spends more time on Jane’s uphill climb compared to the other girls! I felt annoyed on Kenya’s behalf when the judges jokingly(?) accused her of getting another queen to do it, but then they give her some of the best praise anyone’s gotten in a design challenge this season. Darlene gets a lot of love, as does Discord - Ru really loves her, goddamn - and it’s with her that we go to tonight’s beating.
See, RuPaul asks the queens one of her favorite questions, “who should go home tonight and why?” Darlene, first up, cites track record to put Discord in the bottom, and Discord responds in kind, fully unbothered. But then Juicy also says Discord, and alleges she broke the rules with all her safety pins. Jane agrees, and in no time at all, it’s six against one. Discord Addams vs The World! Watching her expression slide further into disappointed resentment is rough, one of the only emotional downers in an otherwise giddy episode. Ru seems even more surprised, and sends the queens into Untucked while she and the judges do some real soul-searching.
CLÁUDIO: It was fascinating to watch this episode transition from a season 12’s aired kumbaya vibe to an unaired season 12 drama-filled edit - Drag Race nerds will understand. Ru, for her part, looks somewhat displeased by this turn of events, a recurring team with these girls, whose independent decisions keep vexing Mama, as they did in the Rate-a-Queen kerfuffle. Only, I’m not sure if Ru will get a chance to fix the mess this time around. As I see it, either Discord or Darlene is bound to win in the next few episodes, in a Crystal Methyd/Heidi N Closet scenario. But one or both of them are also prone to being cut off real soon. Kenya’s high placement this week feels like it could spell an upswing for her, while Juicy keeps floundering as one of the few girls to get even an inkling of a negative critique this week. How long will her lip-sync prowess protect her?
If we go into the finale with a top three, I’m still thinking Jane, Myki and Nini are the ones, but the way there feels quite difficult to predict as there are a number of ways the producers could play it out. Moreover, sometimes the queens fuck things up in ways we can’t predict. Nobody at the time thought Valentina would be going home against Nina on season 9, nor could we have seen Asia’s butterflies making Kameron Michaels a default runner-up for the season 10 crown. I just hope Discord gets some love in the next few weeks, even if not from her sisters.
In any case, everyone’s safe, and Ru declares Jane and Kenya will be lip-syncing for the win. The song choice is Patti LaBelle’s “Feels Like Another One” and, at first glance, the two queens seem evenly matched. Only, as always, Kenya seems to miss some lyrics in the middle there. At this point, I’m starting to wonder if this is a matter of her not knowing the lyrics or if it’s more of an articulation thing, as there are moments, especially when Patti is hitting high notes on several verses in sequence, that aren’t defined so much by a lack of lip syncing or wrong words as they are exemplary of sloppiness, articulation sacrificed for emotion or a gag. Nevertheless, it’s a good performance that mostly loses because Jane’s work is cleaner, more obviously precise and in tune with how Miss LaBelle delivered on stage - a belter rather than a dancer.
So, that’s three wins for Jane Don’t, and nine consecutive weeks on top. She presently has the best track record ever and feels fated for the crown. The season’s foregone conclusion would be boring if it weren’t so deserved. And thanks to this episode, I can actually see the Seattle queen as an entertaining presence instead of just a Jane-of-all-trades drag terminator.
NICK: Part of me wishes Kenya had taken it to spread the love, but Jane wins the lip sync handily. She really can do everything! She's probably my pick to win this week's challenge, too, with Discord vying for the prize, and Darlene and Kenya are very very honorable mentions. More than anything, I wish Ru had given it to Discord, both on merit and so she could torment the other queens.
I wonder, is there time for anyone to pull a come-from behind trajectory against Jane? Nini or Juicy could theoretically catch up on track record, but there’s only so much time left, and Ru could be equally tempted to hammer home a favorite or throw a bone to a diva who pops her pussy right at the finish line. Also, as dissimilar as Jane and Myki’s comedy stylings are, I wonder if the show would put two funny girls on top. Next week’s roast will be an ideal chance for these queens to face off, and with the competition this tight, I really wonder who’s next.
Previous RuCaps:
- Episode 1: "You Can't Keep a Good Drag Queen Down!"
- Episode 2: "Q-Pop Girl Groups"
- Episode 3: "RDR Live Returns!"
- Episode 4: "Red Carpet Mash Up"
- Episode 5: "The Rate-A-Queen Talent Show, Part 1"
- Episode 6: "The Rate-A-Queen Talent Show, Part 2"
- Episode 7: "Drag Queens for Change"
- Episode 8: "Snatch Game of Love: Island Edition"
- Episode 9: "Fannie: The Hard Knock Ball Rusical"