Previously: Fun Arrivals Moments, Full Winner's List , Seth's Hosting Job , Red Carpet Convo - Best Actress,
I tried to stay off the internet as much as possible last night since I feel like I have missed so many Oscar ceremonies in the past few years from multi-tasking while watching. But I'm playing catch up today and I favorited a dozen plus tweets last night so I wouldn't lose them.
I know not all of you have twitter -- nor am I recommending it wholeheartedly. The weeks of my life lost! The damage to my attention span and ability to spell "you're" and "your" since "ur" works best...
But I didn't want you to miss out on these gems which made me lol during the past 24 hours. Please to enjoy after the jump and comment if you'd like to tweet right back at any of them.
People spent so much pre-Oscars time practicing pronouncing "Quvenzhane" and "Haneke," they totally forgot about "Misérables."
— Scott Renshaw (@scottrenshaw) February 25, 2013
I know Ben Affleck is smart & talented & kind & a loyal husband & father but it's very hard to not think of how good he probably is at sex
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) February 25, 2013
lots more after the jump... including my favorite from Jennifer Lawrence's stumble
Anne Hathaway can't believe she didn't think of falling down. #Oscars
— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) February 25, 2013
@theacademy you know Anne Hathaway has already a special altar in her home for her Oscar instagr.am/p/WI57zsSUMw/
— Luiserghio Mejía (@Luiserghio) February 25, 2013
Question. If someone drops dead in the first half of the show can they still get into in Memoriam or do they have to wait a whole year?
— Mick LaSalle (@MickLaSalle) February 25, 2013
If I'm ever played of the stage at The Oscars I would prefer the Jurassic Park Suite. K Thanks Bye.
— André Hedetoft (@ahedetoft) February 25, 2013
Halle berry is 47. When are we gonna stop saying she looks great and start saying, "what the fuck is going on, this is terrifying."
— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) February 25, 2013
Why was Anna Karenina eligible for a costume award? They just used Keira Knightley's casual clothes from home #oscars
— Leon McCarthy (@Leonade) February 25, 2013
Given it's French, called Amour and that the lead actress spends half the film in bed, Amour wasn't as raunchy as I'd expected. #oscars
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) February 24, 2013
If the First Lady presents Best Picture, does that count as crossing the boundary between Church and State?
— Nick's Flick Picks (@NicksFlickPicks) February 25, 2013
When this Oscars ceremony began the couple in Amour had just started dating.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 25, 2013
I feel like Meryl called Anne Hathaway last night at midnight and was like "Just shut up & listen to me."
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 25, 2013
Jennifer Lawrence introducing Adele means maybe we as a species haven't completely failed.
— Timothy Christopher (@GuidedByVodka) February 25, 2013
Congratulations to FARGO. Long time coming, guys.
— Vern (@outlawvern) February 25, 2013
Meryl Streep does not open envelopes, envelopes open for Meryl Streep. #oscars
— Matthew Kelley Rand (@matthewkrand) February 25, 2013
I want to take this moment to point out historical inaccuracies in #silverliningsplaybook. Robert DeNiro only acted in the '70s. #justsaying
— Ira Deutchman (@nyindieguy) February 25, 2013
And finally a medley of comments regarding that horrifying "Jaws" playoff music...
They should just send out a giant animatronic shark to eat anyone who goes over their allotted time. #Oscars
— Rachel West (@rachel_is_here) February 25, 2013
You guys, Anne Hathaway is going to get the Jaws music, and it's going to be magical.#Oscars
— itsonlyzach (@itsonlyzach) February 25, 2013
If I'm ever played of the stage at The Oscars I would prefer the Jurassic Park Suite. K Thanks Bye.
— André Hedetoft (@ahedetoft) February 25, 2013